Only human in a world of Cats ._. Reason for that being that I could mainly just become the new cat-emperor, and untill my death lead a civilization of fur-balls, eventually founding the RethBurnia that will lead us into the future. Then I'll die happily and upon my death RethBurnism will be forged, heralding me into the space-age.
Would you rather slowly be turned into a Cactus over the span of thirty years, or have goblins eat your teeth at night?