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Offline The Churrosaur

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GOIO youtube RAGE!
« on: August 08, 2013, 02:28:49 am »
A few minutes ago i tried watching some of the new (ish) youtube "battle royale"'s ...

I watched, in horror, as flak-fish after merc-squid paraded past my screen, as pilots rammed with squids, and gatlings were ordered to fire at baloons. Finally, as a squad of British buffgineers danced a jig around a burning hull, I crumpled off my chair and curled into a fetal position on the floor...

Later, a stubborn powder monkey simply refused to shoot at anything but the rigging on a pyramidion. When, enraged, I asked whar he was doing in match chat he replied: "sawing off the balloon. any n00b who watches the yogscast knows that..."

I will find you.

I will kill you.

Vent here.


Offline Swizy

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2013, 02:34:39 am »
Although I cringe at these videos just as you do..


...it's all for the enternainment.

Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2013, 03:20:00 am »
One of those..."Urge to kill...rising...." moments ;D

Offline Gryphos

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2013, 03:43:59 am »
I swear to god I was seriously tempted to break my keyboard watching it.

*spraying with flamethrower*

"Yeah, we're doing SO much damage"

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2013, 03:49:15 am »
I haven't even watched it but this makes me cringe so hard.

Offline Ventidius

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2013, 04:05:01 am »
"It's glorious, but it's not war..."  - French Marshal Pierre Bosquet
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 04:08:45 am by Ventidius »

Offline Calico Jack

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2013, 04:53:46 am »
"sawing off the balloon. any n00b who watches the yogscast knows that..."

I lolled at this  -  have crewed with similar, I feel your pain.

Offline N-Sunderland

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2013, 09:02:48 am »
"This ship only has three guns!!!!"

-YouTube casters, several times throughout a match on a Junker

Offline Serenum

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2013, 09:26:14 am »
"This ship only has three guns!!!!"

-YouTube casters, several times throughout a match on a Junker

Wha...? Only 3 gu... On a Jun... HOW? HOW CAN YOU MISS THEM?
*head explodes*

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 11:23:03 am »
I have noticed my ship hasn't been taking much damage in PUG's. I went through a loosing Paritian Rumble match without dying once. They popped our balloon a lot and we managed to kill them a couple of times, but at the end of the game we still had 50% perma-hull on the ship we spawned with. Our ally was too busy crashing into building and being completely useless to swing the game in our favor.

Offline RomanKar

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 11:27:32 am »
Everyone knows that the only thing better than 1 flamethrower on a Mobula is 5 flamethrowers on a Mobula or 15 flamethrowers on 3 Mobulas.

Offline Zenark

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2013, 11:51:01 am »
Everyone knows that the only thing better than 1 flamethrower on a Mobula is 5 flamethrowers on a Mobula or 15 flamethrowers on 3 Mobulas.

Did someone say.... Flamethrower?


Offline Gryphos

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2013, 12:54:17 pm »
I mean, I know they must have not played the game very much, if at all. But I remember when I started playing at least knowing or quickly picking up things like ship layouts and damage type concepts.

Offline Atelus

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Re: GOIO youtube RAGE!
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2013, 03:57:40 pm »
I love the Yogscast videos but part of that is I've watched their stuff forever... but yes, I was cringing hard while I watched almost every single shot to come out of a gatling gun go straight into balloons. Most of the kills seem to be on accident. Love those guys ;P