A few minutes ago i tried watching some of the new (ish) youtube "battle royale"'s ...
I watched, in horror, as flak-fish after merc-squid paraded past my screen, as pilots rammed with squids, and gatlings were ordered to fire at baloons. Finally, as a squad of British buffgineers danced a jig around a burning hull, I crumpled off my chair and curled into a fetal position on the floor...
Later, a stubborn powder monkey simply refused to shoot at anything but the rigging on a pyramidion. When, enraged, I asked whar he was doing in match chat he replied: "sawing off the balloon. any n00b who watches the yogscast knows that..."
I will find you.
I will kill you.
Vent here.