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Offline Cheesy Crackers

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Why GOI needs lasers
« on: July 03, 2013, 01:29:05 am »
Well I got bored waiting for some downloads (New clean hardrive and stuff) so I made these for no reason whatsoever.  :D

Reasons why we need lasers in guns of icarus.
For those of you who don't know what a laser is be thankful Google exists-

la·ser 
/ˈlāzər/
Noun
A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of electromagnetic radiation.


That clears it up a lot eh? You can thank me later

Hwachas have proper (and more intimidating) faces


Better spires


No more aliens


Better logo


Repair in style! (Also rage at the captain for hitting that building


Lasers... 'nuf said

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 02:35:07 am »
My god, I need this in my life now.

Offline Sgt. Spoon

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 04:48:12 am »
Oh god..... .... ... yes

I laughed too damn much

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 09:31:06 am »
Frickin sharks, with frickin laser beams on their heads?

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2013, 07:13:00 pm »
I love this

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2013, 07:24:25 pm »
Lasers are cool and all, but no game is complete until it has velociraptor trebuchets.

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2013, 07:52:20 pm »
Could you imagine!?  Velociraptors and screaming lazers!!

The hissing cry of a raptor crashing onto your deck, thrashing about throwing crew overboard as they try desperately, fruitlessly, to escape it's jaws.  The Captain looks down in horror at the blood and carnage strewn across the weather deck like an 18th century butchers factory, when he looks up and sees the spinning wild eyes and soft whisper building to a crescendo before the blinding light of god.  Shoop de whoop.

Offline N-Sunderland

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2013, 08:25:39 pm »
(Except he probably wouldn't be looking up. Jurassic Park grossly misrepresented their size. They were more turkey-sized rather than... You know... 6 feet tall.)

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2013, 12:24:14 am »
Sunderland, right there, right then, you crushed all of my dreams at once. Imagine my entire vision of my future shattering like a... thing that shatters.

EDIT: My dreams are uncrushed: Tell me that doesn't look like a duck. A 2 meter long duck with claws.



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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2013, 12:57:01 am »
After all, ducks are just evolved dinosaurs :D

And don't worry Keon, there's still this monster.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2013, 01:44:25 am »
Well, it's feathered, it looks like, but it still looks less like a duck.

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2013, 07:50:56 am »
Lalalalalala can't hear you lalalalala

Lalala dinosaurs didn't have feathers, lalala the velociraptor is exactly like in JP. I refuse to believe anything else, or my childhood is dead.

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2013, 09:48:25 am »
How do feathers not make it more badass?

"Awww, look at the giant chicken"

*dinosaur rawr*

"OH MY GOD MY SWEET INTESTINES!"

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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2013, 09:49:58 am »
Lalalalalala can't hear you lalalalala

Lalala dinosaurs didn't have feathers, lalala the velociraptor is exactly like in JP. I refuse to believe anything else, or my childhood is dead.

How is that not more awesome?
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Re: Why GOI needs lasers
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2013, 10:13:07 am »
(fixed what appeared to be a broken link)

Dammit Keon, I was about to go find the exact same thing.