The Lazy Susan Battleship!TMThat's right folks! Now you and all of your friends can be gunners and shoot the hell out of enemies
on the 360 degree monstrosity we created here at Cullen and Sons Manufacturing! It has all of the
features that everyone and their pipe wrenches crave!:
- Insulated Armoured Shell
- Engines
- Pre-Fabricated Balloon
- More Engines
- Tremendous Vomit-Inducing Turning Speed!
- HOLY HELL THERE'S TWO HULLS!!!!
And now for the Best Part...
Twelve! Count them, Twelve light weapon points situated around this sucker like the numbers on a clock! Now all of
your friends can join in at once!
It's two different facing engines allows the ship to rotate at ludicrous speeds allowing your bullets to spray every which
way while simultaneously bringing back whatever you last ate and then some!
Ship Stats:Ship Health: 150000Hull Health: 50Balloon Health: 12Acceleration: 0.1 m/s²Vertical Acceleration: 0.2 m/s²Max Speed: 2.5 m/sMax Turn Speed: 900.0 deg/sMass: 20,000,000 tTerrifying piece of crap awesome isn't she? Order now for exclusive access at gunsofIcarus.com/store! Available now for the low price of 700,000 Canadian Dollars!(Boarding ladder extra; Shipping and Handling not included)