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Offline Charon

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PRAISE THE SUN
« on: June 04, 2013, 06:11:07 am »
PRAISE THE SUN

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2013, 06:33:46 am »
Praise it, praise it for all it's glory and greatness!

Oh great Aton, how we bask in your glorious rays, in your golden magnificence!

...  Ok Charon, what's with the Akhenaten shift?  I thought you loved whales?  You love the great sky whale, don't you Charon?

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2013, 06:48:37 am »
Nah it's obvious that he loves Bacon more... Back in the days of the Bacon Prophet, they used the sun to cook their Bacon to perfection. It took a while...

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2013, 08:24:39 am »
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2013, 08:32:37 am »
The sun is a hideous thing that burns me whenever I leave the man cave...

Damn the sun

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2013, 09:25:51 am »
Charon RUN!  The yellow names have converged on your post!  ... OMG I'm one of them, don't trust me, SAVE YOURSELF!

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2013, 09:38:20 am »
Now if only Wazulu was a CA Mod.... that'd be even more fun :P

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2013, 11:04:08 am »
The sun is a hideous thing that burns me whenever I leave the man cave...

Damn the sun
To be fair, the sun in Aussieland is a little different, over there it gives you cancer within like three seconds of exposure.

Offline Charon

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2013, 05:14:40 pm »
I dream of a day when the Great Sky Whale flies before the sun and casts a massive shadow on the earth below in the shape of his massive, sagging sky nipples. When men of yellow mans and regular, grey names band together to do horrid things to those with blue names, in the name of justice, and peace. A day when mashed potatoes and Bacon live together in harmony.

Help me make this day.

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2013, 11:51:34 pm »
But the sun in this land is just an illusion created by the only god left here. =(

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2013, 02:45:39 am »
The sun is a hideous thing that burns me whenever I leave the man cave...

Damn the sun
To be fair, the sun in Aussieland is a little different, over there it gives you cancer within like three seconds of exposure.

Yeah, but everything in Aussieland can kill you in three seconds of exposure...

Offline Mill Wilkinson

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2013, 07:16:36 pm »
Why haven't you burned the heretic already? The Sun rottens the Bacon, the Sun dries Skywhales. For both churches sun-worship should be banned so hard even the blasphemers' yet-to-be-born offspring feel the pain of their heresy.

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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
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Re: PRAISE THE SUN
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2013, 09:00:01 pm »
Why haven't you burned the heretic already? The Sun rottens the Bacon, the Sun dries Skywhales. For both churches sun-worship should be banned so hard even the blasphemers' yet-to-be-born offspring feel the pain of their heresy.

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