The Unspoken Rules of Icarus (That are spoken a lot)

[Machiavelliest]

I didn't realize until afterward that their eyes are closed.

[-Muse- Cullen]

Rule 22: Everyone has to pilot a full-harpooned ship for a few matches at some point.

[Lord Dick Tim]

Rule # AB 12- bacon is the false god, all praise the Sky Whale!

[Piemanlives]

Rule Religion: There are Two churches within GOIO, The Holy Church Of The Sky Bacon, Or The Great Church Of The Sky Whale.

Choose wisely

[Honeybadger]

Rule 21.

[Letus]

Past Rule of Physics:  Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction, unless you're a Galleon

[Piemanlives]

Past Rule of Physics:  Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction, unless you're a Galleon

Unless of course there is another Galleon.

[RethBurn]

Rule 22. The flamers are always, too OP

[Honeybadger]

Rule 23. (See Rule 21)

[Piemanlives]

First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.

[Letus]

First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.

Second Law of Engineering:  If the hull is red, get off the flaregun...

[Keon]

First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.

Second Law of Engineering:  If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.

Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.

[Piemanlives]

First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.

Second Law of Engineering:  If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.

Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.

Fourth Law of Engineering: The balloon is as important as the hull, however the hull more so then the balloon.

(Nice reference there guys)

[Keon]

First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.

Second Law of Engineering:  If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.

Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.

Fourth Law of Engineering: The balloon is as important as the hull, however the hull more so then the balloon.

(Nice reference there guys)

Zeroth Law of Engineering: OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AAAAAAHHHHHH IT ALL BURNS

[Piemanlives]

First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.

Second Law of Engineering:  If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.

Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.

Fourth Law of Engineering: The balloon is as important as the hull, however the hull more so then the balloon.

(Nice reference there guys)

Zeroth Law of Engineering: OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AAAAAAHHHHHH IT ALL BURNS

Caketh Law of Engineering: They come, and they burn.