Guns Of Icarus Online
Off-Topic => The Lounge => Topic started by: Honeybadger on May 28, 2013, 08:12:34 pm
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I'll start us off
Rule 1. Don't be a dick
Rule 2. Never go multiple Gunners/Pilots
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Rule 1. Don't be a dick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk5iFe2NhBA
It's the only rule that matters.
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I'll go now =(
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I'll go now =(
Sire, the rule refers to a common dick. Being a lordly dick is a fine achievement, and is in no way ruled against.
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rule: dont fly galleon as lvl 1 pilot.
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Rule 3. The devs will play in EVERY tournament.
Rule 4. Don't worry about it.
Rule 5. If you don't get the reference. Fugget about it, your still cool.
Rule 6. Don't go mining in the old forum if you don't want to dig to deep.
Rule 7. Never go full retard.
Rule 8. Don't yell (see rule 1)
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Never play sober, and when things go awry, just blame Shink.
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Rule 9. Blame Shink.
Rule 10. If you have a bounty on you, don't play with youtubers.
Rule 11. If your not drinking, your not doing it right.
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Rule 12. Don't spam Regional chat
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13: It's always Shink
14: When in doubt, yell about it.
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15: Don't bother, you already mispronounced Letus.
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Dude, just letus know how to say your name already.
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Rule 16. Shrek is love
Rule 17. Shrek is life
Rule 18. You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself
Rule 19. Don't worry, it will all be over soon.
Rule 20. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
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Rule 314: Pi shall be rounded to 5.
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Rule 314: Pi shall be rounded to 5.
FUCK DUDE TALK ABOUT JUMPING THE GUN HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO RULE 18 AND 7??~?!?!?!?!?~?~~~?@!@?!?
xxoxxo
~Honeybadger
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Rule 314: Pi shall be rounded to 5.
FUCK DUDE TALK ABOUT JUMPING THE GUN HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO RULE 18 AND 7??~?!?!?!?!?~?~~~?@!@?!?
xxoxxo
~Honeybadger
Nonono no xoxoxo, thats spoon dude we cant...
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Rule 314: Pi shall be rounded to 5.
no
(http://i.qkme.me/3ob2ct.jpg)
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Rule 42. If you want to really get involved in the community, join the forum
Rule 21. Ramming is a sometimes strategy
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Rule 42. If you want to really get involved in the community, join the forum
Rule 21. Ramming is an always strategy.
ftfy
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Rule AQ. New captains Bump into stuff by accident. Veteran Captains tactically bump into stuff.
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Rule AQ. New captains Bump into stuff by accident. Veteran Captains tactically bump into stuff.
And the clever ones convince their grew they "meant to do that."
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Rule AQ. New captains Bump into stuff by accident. Veteran Captains tactically bump into stuff.
And the clever ones convince their grew they "meant to do that."
Yes! that means I'm clever :P
Rule Shink: Bacon is the supreme ruler of us all, and we will never type Bacon with the heresy of a lower case "b"
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RULE 34:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Machiavelli70/goi1copy_zpsac8b68c4.jpg)
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Good lord, that is clever. Salute.
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rule 34 finally happened, you went there machia.
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rule 34 finally happened, you went there machia.
finally he says. . .
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sexxy
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rule 34 finally happened, you went there machia.
finally he says. . .
my thoughts about a pyramidion ramming a junker has been stuck for a long time,
mind you that this was back when junkers couldnt outrun pyramidions.
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my thoughts about a pyramidion ramming a junker has been stuck for a long time,
mind you that this was back when junkers couldnt outrun pyramidions.
I ship Spire/Galleon
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rule 34 finally happened, you went there machia.
finally he says. . .
my thoughts about a pyramidion ramming a junker has been stuck for a long time,
mind you that this was back when junkers couldnt outrun pyramidions.
Someships gonna get rayped
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I didn't realize until afterward that their eyes are closed.
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Rule 22: Everyone has to pilot a full-harpooned ship for a few matches at some point.
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Rule # AB 12- bacon is the false god, all praise the Sky Whale!
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Rule Religion: There are Two churches within GOIO, The Holy Church Of The Sky Bacon, Or The Great Church Of The Sky Whale.
Choose wisely
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Rule 21. (http://i.imgur.com/z1kr0qj.gif)
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Past Rule of Physics: Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction, unless you're a Galleon
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Past Rule of Physics: Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction, unless you're a Galleon
Unless of course there is another Galleon.
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Rule 22. The flamers are always, too OP
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Rule 23. (See Rule 21) (http://i1072.photobucket.com/albums/w367/MrHoneybadger/meatgrind_zps9303ab0c.gif)
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First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.
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First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.
Second Law of Engineering: If the hull is red, get off the flaregun...
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First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.
Second Law of Engineering: If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.
Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.
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First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.
Second Law of Engineering: If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.
Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.
Fourth Law of Engineering: The balloon is as important as the hull, however the hull more so then the balloon.
(Nice reference there guys)
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First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.
Second Law of Engineering: If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.
Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.
Fourth Law of Engineering: The balloon is as important as the hull, however the hull more so then the balloon.
(Nice reference there guys)
Zeroth Law of Engineering: OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AAAAAAHHHHHH IT ALL BURNS
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First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.
Second Law of Engineering: If the hull is red, get off the flaregun... unless such action would interfere with the first law.
Third Law of Engineering: Don't let the goshdarned engines go down, unless such action would interfere with the first or second laws.
Fourth Law of Engineering: The balloon is as important as the hull, however the hull more so then the balloon.
(Nice reference there guys)
Zeroth Law of Engineering: OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AAAAAAHHHHHH IT ALL BURNS
Caketh Law of Engineering: They come, and they burn.
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Red Green Law of Captaining: If it ain't broke, you're not trying
Which leads to the first Law of Engineering.
First Law of Engineering: If you can't fix it, you aren't using a big enough mallet.
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Caketh Law of Engineering: They come, and they burn.
We came, we saw, we burned.
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Caketh Law of Engineering: They come, and they burn.
We came, we saw, we burned.
Venimus, vidimus, et ardet.
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Caketh Law of Engineering: They come, and they burn.
We came, we saw, we burned.
Venimus, vidimus, et ardet.
You should totally make that Cake's slogan
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All ships need at least two fire suppression devices among the 4 crew members, unless you are flying against cake then no amount of fire suppression will save you.
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Cake's Observations Of Chem Spray.
Effective Vs. Flame Based Weapons.
Ineffective Vs. Cake Based Flame Weapon.