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The Codex of Zuka
Coldcurse:
- If zuka gets children it will only be 1 boy brought on earth with the name "Zuka Jr."
macmacnick:
The Akuz Tavern in Nalm is the Only Place you'll find authentic Zuka-Certified ZukaSauce.
Unfortunately said tavern is usually sold out, and Backlogged with a list of atleast 100 anime girls.
Zuka Approves and implemented this sauce limit purposely.
Byron Cavendish:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/mfqr2s0hjhfhak8/Zuka%20Poem.mp3
Squidslinger Gilder:
--- Quote from: Byron Cavendish on February 02, 2014, 02:19:08 pm ---https://www.dropbox.com/s/mfqr2s0hjhfhak8/Zuka%20Poem.mp3
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Squidslinger Gilder:
"In the early days of GOIO dev, Muse invited Zuka to test a prototype experimental harmonic vibrator gun. It was quickly scrapped after Zuka's personal sound effects garnered the game an AO rating."
"Unbeknownst to Muse, Zuka smuggled out the prototype code for the weapon. This later became the Zbrator mode on the zPhone."
"Zuka keeps a lifesize fully functional vibrator gun at his castle for parties, or when the peasantry runs out of sauce."
"Insurance companies refuse to insure Zuka's residences anymore as all have since been vibrated apart after parties. Zuka claims earthquakes but miraculously the vibrator gun is never listed on any claims reports."
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