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The Codex of Zuka
HamsterIV:
"Apple made the iZuka, it did everything you wanted it to but no body could figure out how or why"
"Children sleep with teddy bears to keep them safe from monsters, Monsters sleep with Zukadolls to keep them safe from Zuka"
"Axe body spray commercials are exerts from a documentary on secret government testing done with Zukamones (Zuka pheromones)"
"Zuka flame burns hot enough to melt titanium and is referred to as the most beautiful thing in the universe by those who have survived"
Squidslinger Gilder:
You got a lot of good ones Hamster :D
"When Zuka slices onions the onions cry"
"Zukgyver mode is when Zuka builds airships out of paper clips and chewing gum. In this mode he has also been known to shoot down enemy ships with a straw, a drop of Zukasauce, and spitwads"
"Zuka can time travel at 88mph without a flux capacitor"
"The speed of light is only .0000000000001% the speed of Zukafast"
"Zuka can make the kessel run in 1 parsec, going backwards, while blindfolded"
N-Sunderland:
A parsec is a measurement of distance, not time. George Lucas should have known better.
HamsterIV:
Perhaps parsec was the total distance traveled, and lesser captains take a more circuitous rout to avoid patrols. Back to making up crap about Zuka.
"The Zukafaction is composed of people who have been Zukaed and for some reason enjoyed it"
"Zuka sauce has been FDA approved for the treatment of liver disease"
"A grilled cheese sandwich with the likeness of Zuka is preserved in the Vatican as a religious relic"
"A full 1/3 of the Z section of the dictionary is dedicated to Zuka and various Zukarelated language"
"The Zukanary is 100% dedicated to Zuka and various Zukarelated language"
Squidslinger Gilder:
"Zuka can lose spots without hiding in water hazard"
"The Zuka Cannon has only been fired once, the aftermath created the Zukamuda Triangle"
"Children of Zuka's foes don't tell ghost stories around campfires, they tell Zuka stories"
"Zuka doesn't ever have to shave, his stubble is afraid to grow"
"Zuka can make a rafts out of Sky Whales and chest hair"
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