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The Codex of Zuka
The Churrosaur:
I have guided the zuka to this page, prepare.
Zuka'Esrai:
Alcohol is the fuel of Zuka, spreading his love across the skies! Come listen to these tales, straight from sauce of love! 110% Zuka approved!
Oh and hello gentlemen. I say, Jolly good show!
HamsterIV:
"The Zukasaurus Rex is the only dinosaur to survive the Mass extinction at the end of the Cretaceous Period."
"The Zukasaurus Rex was the cause of the Mass extinction at the end of the Cretaceous Period, once it discovered Zukasauce there was no stopping it."
"Zuka keeps a pet Zukasaurus Rex which he rides during parades and other formal occasions. Below is an artist's rendition:"
"Zukalings and Zukalisks were originally going to be included in the Zerg Starcraft expansion 'Wrath of the Zuka,' They had to be removed to keep the teen rating. A more family friendly Kerrigan was developed in their place."
"Before a battle new recruits of the Order of Chaladon are told to 'Close your eyes and think of Zuka.' Veterans think of Zuka with their eyes open, of course."
"Zuka has a 105% accuracy with a lumber jack, the 5% comes from hitting two targets with the same shot on multiple occasions."
"Every shot fired from Zuka's guns contains the gift of love, cherish it."
"Zukasauce is the only known condiment that can compliment Japanese, French, and Mexican cuisine."
Squidslinger Gilder:
lol I don't even know if I want to ask where you got that picture :D
"Zukanime is a form of animated entertainment where Zuka's likeness is used for every character and Zuka voices every character"
"Zuka can dance with wolves in the pale moonlight"
"The T-virus was actually invented by Zuka in his attempt to make a hot sauce that would wake the dead. *Zuka is not responsible for lost or eaten family members*"
"Zuka's enemies don't have flashbacks when they are about to die. They have Zukabacks where Zuka's awesomeness overwrites every memory of their lives"
HamsterIV:
* CS Lewis changed his children's masterpiece "The Zuka, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" to "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" after he realized the Jesus analog was a bit to heavy handed in the first version.
* ABC tried to air "Touched by a Zuka" but all the actors and most of the crew (including the men) became pregnant after the pilot.
* Meteorologists refuse to name any tropical storm "Hurricane Zuka" because Zuka doesn't loose energy when he makes land fall.
* Astronomers have named the eternal storm on Jupiter "Hurricane Zuka" for obvious reasons.
* Zuka once deflect an asteroid that was about to wipe out all life on earth with his winning smile and a well timed pelvic thrust.
* One wall of young Clark Kent's (Superman) room was covered in pictures of Zuka.
* The green lantern core gave a power ring to Zuka, but took it back because he only used it to make enormous phallices.
* Zuka's testicles are so massive they form their own gravitational field. Ladies are not just figuratively drawn to Zuka they are literally drawn to him as well.
Edit: the Image is from the comic Axe Cop. It is a commic "written" by a five year old, and illustrated by a 29 year old.
http://axecop.com/
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