Just because I saw the cool badge I could wear on my sleeve.
In Game Name: Mill Wilkinson
Steam Name (can be given later through PM): Millwilkinson
Preferred Class: Gunner, though a newbie in it. I can also engineer, but not so well. I hate piloting.
If you were a cow off to slaughter, and the farmers decided to keep 10 cows back, what would you do to be in that 10 (Shink did this)?
It all depends on the quality of my fellow-cattle. If they are assholes, I'd follow the earlier-mentioned plot of being thin and cool, while secretly beefing the others up. If there were a cow or cows I liked well enough I'd give myself to the slaughter.
Other option would be to befriend the farmer's wife/daughter/son/lover/husband with my charming personality and silly antics. Who would dare to kill his beloved's good friend?