I am not proud of what I have done, but...
* I replaced Tar with Zuka Sauce once which may or may not have caused an enemy crew to self cannibalize.
* I snuck a crate of Sky Whale pheromones aboard the Yeshan flag ship, then recorded video of a Sky Whale attempting to mate with it for Lord Dick Tim.
* I once asked Zuka what he would do for a Klondike Bar (I am still trying to forget his answer).
* I participated in a Incendiary Gatling gun only Junker build (which should be a war crime if it is not already).
* I convinced a newbie that a double merc ramming Pyra build was viable in Paritan Rumble by successfully flying one.
* I wrote about a forbidden romance between a pilot and his squid.
* I wrote Merry Man propaganda extolling Rear Admiral Zill's supernatural piloting abilities in the Canyons.
* I have trained hundreds of sky bound murderers and sociopaths whose sins compound on my own.
