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Offline Carn

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2016, 07:34:03 am »
"Hey, Anglea pays ME to screw with the other factions in creative ways. I'm good at my job."

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2016, 12:04:02 pm »
I am not proud of what I have done, but...
* I replaced Tar with Zuka Sauce once which may or may not have caused an enemy crew to self cannibalize.
* I snuck a crate of Sky Whale pheromones aboard  the Yeshan flag ship, then recorded video of a Sky Whale attempting to mate with it for Lord Dick Tim.
* I once asked Zuka what he would do for a Klondike Bar (I am still trying to forget his answer).
* I participated in a Incendiary Gatling gun only Junker build (which should be a war crime if it is not already).
* I convinced a newbie that a double merc ramming Pyra build was viable in Paritan Rumble by successfully flying one.
* I wrote about a forbidden romance between a pilot and his squid.
* I wrote Merry Man propaganda extolling Rear Admiral Zill's supernatural piloting abilities in the Canyons.
* I have trained hundreds of sky bound murderers and sociopaths whose sins compound on my own.

Offline ShadedExalt

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2016, 01:18:38 pm »
Those are all worthy of medals.
Take my salute.

Offline Skymonger

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2016, 01:38:13 pm »
I am not proud of what I have done, but....

"Everytime someone says this. It usually is a lie. Don't lie. You ARE proud of what you have done!"
"I mean look! You have a video of a skywhale trying to rape a galleon AND you say you have trained hundreds of murderers in the sky!
That is someone PROUD of their job."

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2016, 05:56:36 am »
Did terrible things with the Grim Reaper.

Offline C r o w

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2016, 12:16:39 pm »
Ok, you are all derpressing me!
Brb, gotta maim-burn-kill some more.

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2016, 02:30:34 pm »
Make love crimes not war crimes?

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2016, 06:00:30 pm »
Make love crimes not war crimes?

You damn monster!
It's better to rip out a man's beating heart than breaking a woman's!
Look!
This comment of yours made me burn to the ground and entire Yeshan rice-field and a hundred farms!

Offline Carn

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2016, 06:17:53 pm »
Make love crimes not war crimes?
Hippie

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2016, 07:08:32 pm »
Make love crimes not war crimes?

Wuss.

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2016, 09:08:45 pm »
I vote Hamster's war crimes are wiped from his record.

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2016, 01:29:18 am »
Agreed.

Offline Coldcurse

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2016, 02:44:45 am »
*pulls out his record.*

  • Being a leader of an old clan of skypirates.
  • Being raised in the pit of the community.
  • Teaching others how to be as awful as I am.
  • Destroying everything people are attached to.
  • Asking Rethburn to join the TFD multiple times.
  • Became a Community Ambassador.
  • Having 0 regrets.

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2016, 10:14:06 am »
This and (even better) this.

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: War Crimes.
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2016, 12:20:01 pm »
I vote Hamster's war crimes are wiped from his record.
Who do you think you are, the President of Iran?