Answer above, Ask below

[C r o w]

I've seen it happen only a couple of times.

Which is the greatset crime: to genocide an entire species, or to make a terrible joke?

[Carn]

I'll have to go with genocide, a lot of people make bad jokes, but those tend to only damage the immediate area, and usually not for long.

What is the worst joke?

[HamsterIV]

The Aristocrats see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

If the US government were to adopt total laissez farne capitalism policies how long would it be before chattel slavery would be reintroduced to our society?

[Queso]

Not long. Desperate people will sign pretty much any contract for enough money to eat and live. With no worker protections, those contracts could be pretty insane. Look at how we treat prisoners and prison labor already.

Why do we keep getting political in the pit?

[Carn]

Because we're unsatisfied idiots.

Can we agree to not bring politics into the Pit?

[Queso]

No.

Where would I banish political pit threads to? We are as low as we can go already.

[Carn]

To the last page of the Pit, where only the truly bored or desperate go.

Whose idea was it to make the Pit?

[HamsterIV]

I think it was Clara Skyborn idea but Shink's fault.

Are we running our of "useful" things to discuss in the forums?

[Carn]

Quite possibly, the Pit seems to get the most attention these days.

Why does Hamster keep asking serious questions in this thread?

[HamsterIV]

Hamster has a lot of serious questions and not a lot of places to ask them.

What is the best progression of objects to step through in order to learn how to juggle from complete novice to flaming chain saws?

[Queso]

Hankerchiefs
Balls
Clubs and Bowling pins
???
Profit

Why do some memes survive so long?

[Carn]

Because the internet never forgets.

Does the internet ever forgive?

[Queso]

Given that Steam went from universally hated to THE video game marketplace on PC, yes, the internet forgives.

How do you become as hated as companies like Comcast?

[Carn]

Poor customer service, poor quality product/service, and little to no competition in certain areas so people are forced to use you.

What is love?

[ShadedExalt]

A chemical reaction.
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