Answer above, Ask below

[Carn]

Down the throats of various scallywags.

Who approves of redrum?

[ShadedExalt]

Pirates I'd imagine.

Why are we all Pirates in Alliance now?

[C r o w]

Because our airships couldn't possibly fly with existing gasses, so we fuel the with our sheer piracy.

Ever did something out of foppery and whim?

[Carn]

Yes. It resulted in many laughs, three stitches, and a cautionary tale for any children I may produce.

Why are bored teenagers inherently self destructive?

[ShadedExalt]

They don't know any better/It seemed like a good idea at the time/Teenage rebellion/hormones

Why does being a teenager suck so much

[Queso]

Because society applies too many of the standards/responsibilities and not enough of the freedoms of being an adult on teens, meanwhile removing or stigmatizing many of the pastimes of their youth.

What are we going to find to complain about future generations once complaining about millennials is done?

[HamsterIV]

Laziness is always a common complaint. When you compare your 20year work history to some teenager just entering the labor market, it is easy to feel superior. Same with the need for imitate gratification. The next generation will not have known a time where entertainment didn't happen on their schedule. Those of us who had to wake up early for our Saturday morning cartoons are going to feel a bit of jealousy towards this.

What will my specific offspring do to to piss me off in 10 to 15 years (he is 2 right now)?

[Carn]

Probably act edgy.

What is worse then edgy Hamster spawn?

[ShadedExalt]

Edgy Scene hamster spawn:


Will Hamster properly musically educate his kid and introduce him to metal?

[Carn]

Hamster will have failed otherwise.

What is the square root of π?

[HamsterIV]

sqrt(n)         where n >= 0
i*sqrt(-1*n) where n  <  0

If numbers can be imaginary how can we tell if anything is real?

[Queso]

Imaginary numbers are a misnomer. They're just complex.

What is |1/0|

[Carn]

According to a 10 second Google search, |1/0| is undefined.

Why did I bring math into this thread? Why oh why did I?

[ShadedExalt]

I'm not sure; Foppery and whim?

Why did Carn not recite his cautionary tale?

[Carn]

I did not know/remember that I have a cautionary tale.

What is my cautionary tale?