Answer above, Ask below

[Huskarr]

Longsword.  Katanas are overhiped and Scimtars make thrusting akward. Ohh and I like the practicality of a longsword.

Why you no offer Rapier?

[C r o w]

Because it's obvious that rapier is da bezt, so, to prevent people giving that as the obvious answer, I excluded it in the first place.

What kind of question could we ask now, I've temporarily run out of ideas?

[Skymonger]

I don't know. Your brain is too small.


Shall we start considering removing your brain from your body and putting it in a tube?
Worked in fallout.

[Huskarr]

No we shouldn't remove Crows brain. I tried that before. Neither body nor brain are alive now.(we need more radioactivity-caused mutations for this to work)

why are the Rydrs so promlg?

[Skymonger]

Because they have played the game for so long, they became airheads.


Why does everything hurt?

[C r o w]

Because I made you drink three entire bottles o'shine, that's why.

What name would you give to a magical talking brick?

[Huskarr]

Rocky

how do I become promlg?

[C r o w]

Kill a Rydr player and feast upon their body, this should put the promlgness in your body.

Why do you want to become promlg?

[Erom Gary]

Because I want to noscope every kid who yells "ready up!" in the lobby, including the referees that tells you to when the lobby timer has run out during SCS.

1+1?

[Skymonger]

Fuck math.
Trust in science.

Science is eternal.
Now what can you achieve with science?

[Huskarr]

you can un stop time. Proof read some pages earlier.

why do people hate maths, but love science? Maths is the basis for most scienes.

[C r o w]

Because people love to go all ''FUCK LOGIC YOLO''
that's why we are being so tollerant of various silly bulldung preachings as of late

Can I be rude?

[Huskarr]

yes.

how rude will you be (does not affect my answer)?

[Erom Gary]

If this was https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/, I'd go all in becoming Hitler.

Although since this is the pit you have no other choice but to settle being the Stalin of puns. But I don't wanna taco'bout it, because of a-muse-ing gods' radar detection.

What makes you cringe?

[C r o w]

Total idiocy, total ignorancy, squirming vermin and early-teens-boy voices.

What does make YOU cringe?