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Re: Answer above, Ask below
« Reply #225 on: March 27, 2016, 08:32:39 am »
Totally. Everybody knows that the metric system is better.

How many kinds of metal music exist?
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« Reply #226 on: March 27, 2016, 09:52:12 am »
Quote from: Crow of Cainhurst on March 27, 2016, 08:32:39 am
How many kinds of metal music exist?

Two: Crap and Folk metal.

Why do I get stabbing pains in my left arm after eating a whole block of cheese?

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« Reply #227 on: March 27, 2016, 10:14:23 am »
Because the cheese is trying to rebel from the inside and tear your body apart. But it particularly hate your left arm, so it tries to attack it first.

French cheese or Italian cheese?
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« Reply #228 on: March 28, 2016, 01:59:50 pm »
Cheddar.

Why the hate for 'Murican cheese?
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« Reply #229 on: March 29, 2016, 04:17:06 am »
Because it ain't cheese! It's another being altogether!

Cheeki breeki?
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« Reply #230 on: April 04, 2016, 03:37:52 am »
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.





Time for basic Trigarithgeometricometry
Two allied galleons with moonshine and buffed engines used stamina rams on an enemy squid between the two galleons like so:

[Galleon]-->[Squid]<--[Galleon]

The sandwich was successful and the galleons squished the squid.

How flat, in nanometers, is the squid after the ram?

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« Reply #231 on: April 04, 2016, 06:24:23 am »
It would be enough flat that if someone wanted, it could be held by the tail and used as a sword.




Time for basic idiotometry
When a chimp kills an apple and eat a chair with a flaming pony while entering Jupiter's atmosphere,
how much of a maple can survive a lightning attack made by a roflcopter?
If the answer is banana, how many armchairs does it take to make it implode?
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« Reply #232 on: April 04, 2016, 02:06:05 pm »
The answer is banana and it takes so many armchairs to make it implode that it is equivalent to the effort of shoving up a pole on your butthole and then ask yourself how many Kangaroos you can find with your elven eyes.


If you became a meme, what would you be known for?


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« Reply #233 on: April 04, 2016, 04:13:53 pm »
Probably just for coming out with very serious responses in stupid situations, and with stupid responses in very serious situations.

To meme or not to meme? That's the dilemma.
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« Reply #234 on: April 26, 2016, 02:20:12 pm »
To meme, only when it is a pun, that is the answer.

What is a goat's dream filled with?
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« Reply #235 on: April 26, 2016, 04:25:23 pm »
The rise of the 2nd goat empire to stomp out the ruthless human overlords

If you choose an answer to this question at random,
what is the chance you will be correct, and explain?

A) 25%
B) 50%
C) 60%
D) 25%
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« Reply #236 on: April 26, 2016, 05:03:42 pm »
A) No.

Why is math so hard
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« Reply #237 on: April 26, 2016, 05:09:16 pm »
Maths is hard because I was gonna explain the correct answer.
Why am always late?
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« Reply #238 on: April 26, 2016, 05:17:06 pm »
Huskarrs are known to experience time differently.

What is the square root of a malnourished platypus?
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« Reply #239 on: April 26, 2016, 05:21:18 pm »
A fedora.

Why is the Doofenschmirtz jingle so catchy?
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