Hi I wanted to pitch a new item for the game!
I had an Idea for a Pilot item called the "Ultimate Sandwich"
Here are the stats:
Its five feet high and three feet wide, Comes with a bucket of ranch on the side, it's served on wheat bread made from thirty thousand separate grains, Its made from a shit ton of chicken, a fuck ton of ham, an explosion of clams, panther, bear meat, and duck. It's topped with man's hottest peppers on the world's coldest cuts.
Here's what it does:
It drives the lesser man insane to allow you to fuck his ship into oblivion with your sandwich penis, because you wanna fuck this sandwich (its sun dried tomatos hit the sides of my shaft, and bacon grazes my nuts). It's time to get sexy, no ifs, and, or buts. It uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your passions make you feel like a man.
It's the legend of lunches, the lord of buffets, I could slam it for days.
This sandwich also acts as a floatation device if your on the Fjords.
You will leave people saying "Oh shit!" or "Fuck yeah!" or "Sweet Christ!"
Thanks!
