Clan of One now recruiting

[ramjamslam]

Hi!  This is a brand new clan called "Clan of One".  We plan on dominating the skies with ships we can fill up!  We will probably hit our strengths when biplanes are implemented, but until then we will be recruiting.

Currently looking for One clan member for "Clan Of One" clan.

[ramjamslam]

This is ramjamslam signing up for clan of one.  Hopefully I will be accepted!  I am a player with lots of Pit experience.

[ramjamslam]

Thanks everyone!  "Clan of One" is now full and we have recruited everyone we need for now.  The list of clan members is as follows:

1. ramjamslam

That is all.  Recruitment now closed.  All messages to this post will now be ignored by Clan of One.

[Carn]

Your status has been revoked. You are no longer in "Clan of One". Recruitment is once again open.

[Queso]

Oh thank god this is already in the pit.

[ramjamslam]

Oh thank god this is already in the pit.

c'mon, you don't trust me to make a thread in the right spot?

btw, I think we need a Docks section for the pit.  What do you think?

[Kamoba]

*makes arrangements for the inevitable demise of this clan.*

I swear there is a thread of ridiculous and inconceivable clans somewhere here in the pit... This topic should in theory be moved there, since it already exists.

But this is the pit...

[ramjamslam]

I swear there is a thread of ridiculous and inconceivable clans somewhere here in the pit... This topic should in theory be moved there, since it already exists.

You are right, here it is.  I totally forgot about that thread.  Is it such a big surprise that I started that thread too?

[Kamoba]

I swear there is a thread of ridiculous and inconceivable clans somewhere here in the pit... This topic should in theory be moved there, since it already exists.

You are right, here it is.  I totally forgot about that thread.  Is it such a big surprise that I started that thread too?

*Tuts.*
Making a mess in the pit by ignoring the existence of your own post... Despicable

[Carn]

"Clan of One" has been disbanded for failing to maintain its quota.

[ramjamslam]

"Clan of One" has been disbanded for failing to maintain its quota.

Why must you keep trying to kick me out of Clan of One!?  I'm going to bring this up at the next clan meeting.

[DJ Logicalia]

Make sure to consider signing the Clan of One up for the SCS! We have a lot of resources for new clans, and can work with you to help with things

[Carn]

"Clan of One" has been disbanded for failing to maintain its quota.

Why must you keep trying to kick me out of Clan of One!?  I'm going to bring this up at the next clan meeting.

Hey, I was contracted as outsourced Clan management. I'm not in it, and I don't make the rules. I'm just doing what I'm paid to do.