Author Topic: The Bragging Thread  (Read 126664 times)

Offline Lord Dick Tim

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2013, 01:26:52 am »
Ha sir!  I throw your "laws" out in the face of my sub-par education and belligerent rhetoric and big words I took from snapple caps!

Psha, laws.  Don't need no stinkin laws.

Offline Letus

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2013, 01:02:28 am »
I have a sunburn that resembles zebra stripes on my left arm!

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wait I don't think that counts.

Offline N-Sunderland

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2013, 06:07:03 pm »
I felt like Chuck Norris with my ramming today.

The enemy captains didn't decide where their ship was pointed. My ramming decided.
Their engineers didn't get to decide how long they survived. My ramming decided.
Their gunners didn't get to choose when to shoot. My ramming decided.
The spectators didn't decide where to look. My ramming decided.

That would be really good if the other team didn't have one useless ship most of the time.

Offline N-Sunderland

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #93 on: May 19, 2013, 08:25:36 pm »
Looking at my longest win streak, it's probably not very good. 26 matches as an engi. I have a feeling that that's terrible.

Offline Keon

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #94 on: May 19, 2013, 09:25:26 pm »
I have a sunburn that resembles zebra stripes on my left arm!

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wait I don't think that counts.

Woah. No pics, no clicks.

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #95 on: May 20, 2013, 12:06:24 pm »
I killed a ship with a flair gun. Well technically AstronomyGoon killed it because he pulled the trigger, but I encouraged him from the helm.

I was busy crippling a Pyramidion from with my Hwachafish when a Blenderfish sneaks up behind me and starts popping my balloon. AstronomyGoon shots a flair at the Blenderfish and I kick the throttle into reverse and start sinking. Next thing is know the blenderfish is bouncing on the ground and exploding. My ally was focusing on the Pyramidion and did not contribute to the kill.

Offline Cheesy Crackers

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #96 on: May 21, 2013, 10:17:35 am »
One time I went full throttle on a airship... for 5.34 seconds and then everyone was amazed at my piloting skills cuz noone else has ever flown full throttle that long before :O

Offline Moriarty

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #97 on: May 21, 2013, 01:30:36 pm »
You never go full throttle

Offline Kestril

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #98 on: May 21, 2013, 01:51:42 pm »
While captianing, I've been told:

"Best squid I've ever flown on."

"OMG. We are the destroyers!"

"No, YOU'RE AWESOME." --After I told my crew that they were awesome.

/Brag

Offline Sonoskay

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #99 on: May 30, 2013, 09:13:53 am »
Not much of an accomplishment but...

In a month of playing,  Ive won more than half of the matches i play as a pilot.. I know im no where near a lot of you guys but with the sudden exsplotoin of player populatoin from the TB/jesse cox/angery joe videos i  feel i am one of the better players to come from it.

Offline Honeybadger

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #100 on: May 30, 2013, 11:42:55 am »
My face when all of you are Honeybadgering.

Offline Sonoskay

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #101 on: May 30, 2013, 01:15:53 pm »
I also know every single word to american Pie ( the song)

Offline PzychoDude

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #102 on: May 30, 2013, 02:07:49 pm »
I'm a grandmaster of the moonshine ramming technique,
I'm a pretty good engineer,
LVL 11 BOOYAH,
I can hit with the merc/gat while im asleep,
also I'm fkin handsome

edit: i'm just awesome in general

Offline Gambrill

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #103 on: May 30, 2013, 02:15:05 pm »
less than 48 hours played:

level 4 engi
level 4 gunner
level 3 pilot

more wins than losses

almost instantly got a grasp of the game with My captain.. Captain Kuro.  (we are Sky vikings... not pirates) ((because we are THAT awesome))

all my chars look amazing.

and because i'm so awesome i've put myself on the bounty list to see if anyone can take me... special bonus if you beat me with Captain kuro as pilot and 'Dat Aft' as a gunner :P

Offline Honeybadger

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Re: The Bragging Thread
« Reply #104 on: May 30, 2013, 02:19:26 pm »
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