Boom Box Weapon - Bring the Funk

[Sarabelle Marlowe]

No, that's default for carros.

Gats shoot power bolter rounds

Lumberjacks lob power boots

H.Flak fires power fists

I imagine having Angry Marines would be something like this:

As we approached the canyons, one of my engineers claimed he heard a noise deeper in the mists. I slowed down on the kerosene and quieted the engines, I hear what sounded like a mix of metal noise and a long yell. Started, I decided to seek an alternative route before a great yellow and red ship bellowed out of the crevice, speakers and tubes over its hull seemingly screaming only one word:

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”

They plowed into our ship, my crew screamed themselves as they saw our inevitable doom, my own vessel being smashed upon he rocks, the war cry so much clearer from our advisory.

“-UUUUUCK YOOOOU!!!!”

Mines flew out around us, the only clear sign of who-or what- was the clear mark of an angry frown painted on said mines, fire and explosives breaking my ship  into the rocks, they uncaring of the carnage as they rammed my ship again and again while shouting:

“STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!”

There is nothing left.

[Carn]

No, that's default for carros.

Gats shoot power bolter rounds

Lumberjacks lob power boots

H.Flak fires power fists

I imagine having Angry Marines would be something like this:

As we approached the canyons, one of my engineers claimed he heard a noise deeper in the mists. I slowed down on the kerosene and quieted the engines, I hear what sounded like a mix of metal noise and a long yell. Started, I decided to seek an alternative route before a great yellow and red ship bellowed out of the crevice, speakers and tubes over its hull seemingly screaming only one word:

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”

They plowed into our ship, my crew screamed themselves as they saw our inevitable doom, my own vessel being smashed upon he rocks, the war cry so much clearer from our advisory.

“-UUUUUCK YOOOOU!!!!”

Mines flew out around us, the only clear sign of who-or what- was the clear mark of an angry frown painted on said mines, fire and explosives breaking my ship  into the rocks, they uncaring of the carnage as they rammed my ship again and again while shouting:

“STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!”

There is nothing left.

Beautiful

[Hoja Lateralus]

dududududududududududududududududududu

[Ashunera]

Every time my Squid attacks, the Shinryaku! song would play...pure bliss and pure terror.

This would make my day

and all ships would need this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZrh6eooyrg

[Koali]

I was thinking more along the lines of blasting "You Spin Me Round" while locking down the enemy ship with a dual Minotaur broadside.

[Carn]

If a flamer squid can come around and ambush somebody, Flight of the Valkyries MUST be blasting.

[Koali]

*Flamer Goldfish

[Ashunera]

If a flamer squid can come around and ambush somebody, Flight of the Valkyries MUST be blasting.

I love the smell of calamari in the morning

[ShadedExalt]

No, that's default for carros.

Gats shoot power bolter rounds

Lumberjacks lob power boots

H.Flak fires power fists

I imagine having Angry Marines would be something like this:

As we approached the canyons, one of my engineers claimed he heard a noise deeper in the mists. I slowed down on the kerosene and quieted the engines, I hear what sounded like a mix of metal noise and a long yell. Started, I decided to seek an alternative route before a great yellow and red ship bellowed out of the crevice, speakers and tubes over its hull seemingly screaming only one word:

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”

They plowed into our ship, my crew screamed themselves as they saw our inevitable doom, my own vessel being smashed upon he rocks, the war cry so much clearer from our advisory.

“-UUUUUCK YOOOOU!!!!”

Mines flew out around us, the only clear sign of who-or what- was the clear mark of an angry frown painted on said mines, fire and explosives breaking my ship  into the rocks, they uncaring of the carnage as they rammed my ship again and again while shouting:

“STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!”

There is nothing left.

Beautiful

This...  This is accurate.

And Carn...

WELCOME TO THE ANGRY MARINES YOU PANSY ASSED ****LICKER

[Carn]

This some show I'm not aware of Shaded?

[ShadedExalt]

This some show I'm not aware of Shaded?

Nope, it's a famous Warhammer40K homebrew Space Marine Chapter.

[Sarabelle Marlowe]

This some show I'm not aware of Shaded?

Nope, it's a famous Warhammer40K homebrew Space Marine Chapter.

@ Carn
The Angry Marines are a really popular meme/home brew Space Marine Chapter as Shaded said. If you need a good laugh I'd check out the 1d4chan post on them, it's incredibly vulgar but freakishly hilarious. Its even got unofficial codex to play them if you feel like being angry and screaming. *ahem* ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME

@ ShadedExalt
Thanks! I might have played an Angry Marine one too many times on the Space Marine multiplayer mode...

On Actual Subject
I imagine if this system was to be used there would be a sound pack, much like the voice packs that could be mixed and made on the workshop. As fun as it would be to blast sounds at each other, we all know it'd be abused pretty badly and some measure of control would have to be in place...or another slot added to the report form...

[The Mann]

If I had the ability to blast music out loud as I piloted The Nautilus or The Powerpuff (Names of my ships) through a canyon towards enemies, I would play this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx9-5AxFa4Y

I will strike fear into my enemies!

"Capt'n Mann is on the way!" *throws the Moonshine on engines and flies away*

[ShadedExalt]

@Sarabelle Marlowe

Female Space Marines?

HERESY

I actually think female SM's would be cool.  Better than the nuns with guns.

As for music... Yakety Sax, derp song, trolololo for 5 flare mobula
Castle of Glass for Pyra, either that or 'Dream of an Absolution', because MUSE CAN'T MAKE UP IT'S DAMN MIND
Sonic theme for Squid ("Runnin' around at the speed of sound~")
Gott Mitt Uns for Galleon
Timber for Blenderfish
Firework for Hwachafish
No clue for Spire.  Ideas?

[Carn]

All along the watchtower?