RP Tavern Quest: The Delivery

[Carn]

"What part about, sets babies on fire for fun, do you not understand?"

the artemis and mercury start firing

"SHIT! The squids are coming in! George stay on the helm! Koali fix things and blast them with your hwacha when you can!  I'm on the prometheus, and Roxane!"

Carn flips the stock out and attaches an extension to Roxane turning the rifle into a sniper.  Then he starts firing on the squids which are out of range of the prometheus

[MightyKeb]

"There's a wreckage nearby, we can take cover before they outrange us! And if the squids follow us in they're easy meat as it is!" Nathaniel shouts under the various projectiles whizzing by his ship.

[Carn]

"Sounds good, give me 30 seconds straight on a squid with this thing and it'll be in trouble!"

[MightyKeb]

The two ships head for a massive remains of two wide towers, they give the feeling as if this was an airbase.


But suddenly, the Artemis hits an engine of Greasy Dream. This coupled with the fact that it's been burning kerosene towards the wreckage, stops it from functioning entirely. While he retains somewhat of a mobility from his ship, the squids are closing in fast and it looks like he won't be able to get out of it so easily.


"Carn, change of plans, get back out here and fend these snotballs off!"


"Shaded, DO YOU SEE THIS PIPE I'M SMOKING? I WANT THAT ENGINE REBUILT BEFORE I FINISH IT."

[Carn]

"George!  Lets go make some calamari!"

[MightyKeb]

Although the situation is looking dire for the Greasy Dream, it suddenly drops a gigantic tar cloud as the squids are close by. One of them caught helpless, and the other barely managing to manouver out but not without losing an engine. The junker doesnt quite have a sight on them as of now.

"That's what it was made for." Nathaniel sighs in relief before cracking a grin towards the cloud.

[Carn]

releasing a maniacal laugh, Carn fires the Prometheus into onto the squid trapped in the tar cloud, within a minute it is falling down to the ground.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I LOVE THIS GUN!!!!!!!!"

[MightyKeb]

**Nathaniel's ship swiftly pops the other's balloon before dusting off the area, he takes notice of the junker who already seems to be moving in to regain arcs, "I'll rush that thing down, bring me roasted squids in the meanwhile." He sets his pipe aside, tapping kerosene again.

[Carn]

"That squid has lost its balloon men!  Lets go put it out of its misery!"

The same process happens to the other squid, though as its already damaged, it crumbles in roughly 30 seconds

"Now, lets take care of that junker, i've got old business to settle."

[Koali]

"It'll be easier if they can't move!"

*Koali takes a huge breath and floats into the air. He maneuvers above the junker and assumes his Stone form. He crashes down on the Junker, tearing a huge hole in its balloon and making a large dent just beside its hull unit. His massive weight causes the Junker to plop down to the ground, unable to move.*

I've opted not to roast them yet, so you guys can attend to your unfinished business.

[Carn]

"Nice one! Now its my turn."

unhooking bloodsong from his belt Carn leaps onto the junker

"Miss me?"

[ShadedExalt]

*While Shaded had a bit of trouble at first, he quickly acclimates to the hectic pace of squid engineering.*

"Aye, cap, already up.  I have basically one of every tool in my jacket, so I'm equipped for everything.  If you need me to tune the engines, just ask."

*Shaded proceeds to draw his revolver, with a new, extra long heavy barrel.*

"Juuust in case."

((The Khovansky Special Jacket is so expansive I've decided it has hammerspace akin to Koali's Kirby abilities.))

[MightyKeb]

**Nathaniel draws an old megaphone from a nearby chest, screaming at the top of his lungs from his helm, "THIS IS THE GREASY DREAM, YOU ALL COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OUT, WEAPONS ON THE GROUND AND PANTS DAMN WELL BURIED UNDER THE SAND OR WE WILL COOK YOU HOTTER THAN THE SUN." He passes the helm to Shaded, hopping down with his menacing flintlocks


(Carn has the pleasure of controlling the actions of anyone aboard the junker as he's the one who made them up)

[ShadedExalt]

*Shaded jumps onto the helm, moving the ship slightly so that the flamer is pointing at the Junker, simultaneously getting a feel for the ship, and motioning for whoever is left on the Goldfish to turn the Prometheus into arc.*

"I can hit from here if need be, so you can count on somebody having your back."

*Cocks the hammer.*

[Carn]

(oh goody!)

desert vipers crew toss down their weapons, the Viper himself has a different idea

(Viper) "I know that axe, you were with that group that almost killed me before."

(Carn) "How kind of you to remember."

(Viper) "Anglean dog, your willing to blast my ships out but you wont challenge me personally?"

(Carn) "Well fellas it looks like im gonna show you why this axe is called Bloodsong"
starting to spin the axe around, the strange alloy it is made of starts emmiting a humming sound
"You think i wont finish the job? You attack my convoy and my ship, you risk the job im on, and worse are making me late for the trip back home. Yeah just draw that sabre of yours, see if it can match my axe."

the Viper proceeds to do just that and the two go into a flurry, Nathaniel is unable to get a bead on him and so makes sure the crew doesn't get any ideas.  The fights lasts for 5 minutes, the sabre darting in and out aswell as slashing, the axe batting it asside and stricking in massive looping blows.  It ends when the Viper misses a step and Bloodsong cleaves into the spot where the neck and shoulder meet.

(Carn) "Nobody is going to make me late to see Ingur."