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Offline Ultimate Pheer

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #735 on: August 11, 2014, 09:30:16 am »
Most of the time I've seen a galleon ram it was accidental when trying to bring a broadside on another enemy and some unfortunate fool ended up hitting them instead.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #736 on: August 12, 2014, 09:18:53 pm »
aft harpoon
moonshine reverse
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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #737 on: August 13, 2014, 02:29:48 pm »
That moment when your ally flies into your mine in Canyons, hitting them into another mine, knocking them into a narrow gap where they ricochet back and forth until a single banshee rocket takes them out.... whoops.

"Six kills for blue team!"

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #738 on: August 13, 2014, 02:38:57 pm »
That moment when you are Galleon. You are flying full speed dead ahead, moonshining, breakind the clouds and sandstorms. Suddenly, an enemy junker appears on your way, and you feel it is too late to turn off moonshine... You crash into him, and he eplodes into gears... the junker's team is sending you "WTF?!" messages to match chat and specs are exited with it, and you feel yourseld exited and a bit dirty.

This happened to me the other day flying a spire.  Galleon appears out of cloud speeding forward, suddenly ship with full health and armor is in smithereens.  Ouch.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #739 on: August 14, 2014, 10:09:00 am »
When you see the satisfaction of the Red Cross of Death after firing a heavy flak across the map.

When you see it arcing arcing arcing and the enemy is strafing away and it lands right at the tip of the engines and you see their splinters spew out at max speed...even moonshine won't save you now.

When your flak fires first but then you hear the mercury fire...and the merc shots lands JUST before your flak. Spire from full to dead in 0.1 seconds.

And just as satisfying but not as hard to do ... when you patiently wait for the exact moment to ram a lochnagar into their hull at point blank range.

When you hear your captain incredulously question whether you just killed them blind through a dust storm at 1.5k.

I am still not very good at the heavy flak, but it is by far my favorite gun in the game. Unlike even a lumberjack, your shots are slower than a moonshining squid, every shot is 5+ seconds of holding your breath, only 2 attempts per clip, lesmok is for sissies...and that giant red cross, my god that giant red cross vindicating you.

And it's a gun that is completely useless without crew teamwork...the epitome of the guns of icarus ideal!

I think hit crosses should scale linearly with damage. Lochnagar flak should fill the entire screen so the entire world knows how much you destroyed them =D
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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #740 on: August 15, 2014, 03:11:06 pm »
That moment where you complement a girl randomly, then said girl makes a newspaper article on how random complements make her and other girls feel uncomfortable.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #741 on: August 17, 2014, 03:46:08 am »
That moment when you kill the thread because of your inability to talk to girls and your tendency to contribute to forum games.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #742 on: August 17, 2014, 05:22:12 pm »
That moment when you're flying so exhausted, one of your crew asks if you're drunk.

And you still win.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #743 on: August 17, 2014, 06:23:22 pm »
Aw, that moment when your former clanmates are forming stack against you every time you play pubs alone.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #744 on: August 17, 2014, 06:46:30 pm »
They must really dislike you for some reason.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #745 on: August 17, 2014, 08:37:22 pm »
Or it is a chain of carma coincidences

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #746 on: August 17, 2014, 08:40:49 pm »
CLANS R SRS BIZNAZZ

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #747 on: August 17, 2014, 09:44:03 pm »
That moment when you get so bored you ask CAs why their name's are yellow.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #748 on: September 11, 2014, 06:18:56 pm »
That moment when you kill a ship by flare impact.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #749 on: September 11, 2014, 10:20:53 pm »
That moment when you finally climb out of the Novice matches.

And immediately realize that lvl 1 pilot is an amazing way to get people to switch teams