RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

*Dons a fencing mask with armholes and holds out one of the wrenches.*

[Carn]

"Well Koali, this is a tad short for me, however.." takes of Helmet and jacket "Its been awhile since i've sparred unarmed against an armed opponent."

[Koali]

These are looong wrenches, the kind you use to loosen a giant rusty bolt, but made of hard nylon. Oh, and you're gonna want your helmet.

*Tosses Carn a wrench and assumes Posta di Fenestra.*

"Ready?"

[Carn]

(Ahh, fair enough, but i dont speak french)

giving the wrench a few swings "Eh not bad balance, however..." notices a practice axe of a similar desing to Bloodsong. picking it up he gives it some swings "This is better for me, and im going to decline the helmet for now, cant always wear it."  bringing his axe to the ready he faces Koali "Well now have at thee!" Rushes koali, holding the axe up close allowing for faster but less powerful blows

[Koali]

Good guess, I actually am part French. However, I practice the Italian swordplay known as Fior di Battaglia, or Flower of Battle, which basically means Last Man Standing.

*Knocks the axe to the left and dodges right.*

"I just hope that thing isn't sharp!"

I'm not gonna fancy dance the whole time, though.

[Carn]

(ah pretty cool man)

loosening his grip on the axe till it was at full reach, he swings left then pulls back to where his weapon has reach and koali's does not, as it is not as long as the axe "Its a practice axe, if i were going to use a sharpened blade, i'd just use Bloodsong."

[Koali]

 "I'd give Bloodsong the green light, as I'm apparently indestructible, but my clothes aren't."

*Sees what Carn is doing with the axe.*

"Aw, come on, just because I have short arms?!"

*Rushes in close where the axe's head can't hit him, aiming a thrust at Carn's thigh.*

I can't reach anything higher!

[Carn]

as this is an axe and not a sharped object, carn brings his left arm crashing down, effectively swatting aside the wrench "Do you expect me to not use the advantages that nature provides me? Your clearly no amateur." choking his hold on the axe again, he brings the pommel down onto Koali "And if you are okay with me using Bloodsong, then use your own weapon in full."

[Koali]

"Use my weapon in full? I am my weapon!"

*Before Carn has a chance to react, Koali throws aside his wrench and jumps on Carn, smothering him in pink fluff.*

[Carn]

standing still and shaking carn says "I am trying really hard not to laugh." pries Koali of with left hand and holds him at shoulder height, then brings axe blade up to well........ the equivalent of where his throat would be "I think i win this one."

[Koali]

*Barely suppresses a laugh.*

"I was never taught to fight properly, as nobody knew how to work with a sphere. That's why I rely on my guns... And my trusty old hammer!"

*Pulls out a large mallet.*

"And my sword!"

*Pulls out a sword.*

"And my... Well, you get the idea."

*Swipes a red paintbrush across Carn's throat, leaving a streak of paint.*

"Oh, and it seems you forgot one detail: your weapon doesn't work unless you use it! And I used mine, so I guess we're even."

*Hands Carn a wet washcloth.*

[Carn]

laughing as he wipes the paint off he replies "As i effectively had you at what under normal conditions is a fatal position, i believe i win. However as you seem quite difficult to actually harm, this is a conundrum.  As for fighting, well its rather hard to grapple when your almost completely a sphere.  Now in a fight, if i threw you at them then that would be interesting."

[Koali]

Koali is ridiculously light, but his Stone form is ridiculously heavy... A deadly throwing weapon indeed!

*Assumes Stone form without warning.*

G'night, everyone, see you in the morning!

[George Mills]

George walks to a back room and falls asleep in an over stuffed arm chair.

[Carn]

waking up on a bench in the practice area Carn gets up and cracks his back "Man, Koali tell there is a shower in this place, you do not want to know what im smelling like right now."