RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[aceofeagles]

you look at the roast Turkey...
You look at the others.


"........"

[Koali]

"... That seriously wasn't supposed to happen."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Sure you didn't have it stored away?"

(Carn) "I'm not getting any magical vibes from it. So its not a demon turkey."

(Ingur) "Uhh what?"

(Carn) "I do elemental magic for the most part. But there is a lot of others, including summoner magic. Summoning things means demons or spirits. Its highly dangerous and risky. I know banisher magic, If I got any magical vibes from the turkey, I'd banish it."

[Koali]

"I'm pretty sure I didn't have a turkey stored away; the last time I saw one was about three years ago at a Thanksgiving dinner... And I shared it with the rest of the crew. This one is whole. Where did it come from?"

[Carn]

(Carn) sniffs the turkey "Wait a minute...." tears off a turkey leg and takes a bite "This is really good."

(Ingur) "Your going to eat a turkey that appeared out of no where?"

(Carn) "Jerky and booze is fine for voyages, but I like a hot, fresh meal every now and then."

[Koali]

"I wonder if I can do it again? It's not like I can just pull a roast turkey out of nowhere, complete with stuffing and potatoes."

*Nothing happens.*

[Carn]

(Carn) within a minute the leg is stripped to the bone, all the smaller bones, and bits of cartilage and stacked in a small cairn "Delicious." belches 

[Koali]

"Well then. That took... Ten seconds. Ingur, I hope you know how to cook, because you're going to marry a man who can strip all the meat off of a turkey leg in ten seconds."

[Carn]

(Ingur) sighing "You don't have to remind me about his appetite."

[Koali]

"Appetite is one thing, but eating habits that are similar to those of a school of red-bellied piranhas?"

*Inhales the rest of the turkey.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Your one to talk. You'll eat anything in a matter of 2 seconds tops."

[Koali]

"Ah, but I didn't strip the bones, now, did I? I'd say my eating habits are more akin to those of a pitcher plant."

[aceofeagles]

You eat your cod In silence.

"...."

[Carn]

(Carn) "You know, you could of let him have some." jerks his thumb at Spades

[Koali]

"I was always told, 'Don't feed the trolls.' I don't know why, but it seemed like good advice."