RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(In such circumstances call out specialty rounds, otherwise it is safe to assume standard lead)

[ShadedExalt]

Fair enough.

"Sorry, couldn't take a chance.  And if you notice, there is indeed a hole in the bottle."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Oh yeah, still got the booze though. Anyways this stuff is perfectly harmless to humans. But if it gets on a Kirby, either smeared onto a bullet or blade, or just poured on him, it will have this result."

(Ingur) "Well this is..... interesting."

[Koali]

Bruh. It's superglue. Best not to put that on a bullet or a sword.

*Dabs solvent on Koali's face.*

[Carn]

(Bruh. It's special glue)

(Carn) "The stuff SHOULD wear off in an few hours, it's not like its permanent."

[Koali]

Would you go so far as to say... SUPER SPECIAL?

*Hours pass.*

"Grmpf. Mlueah. Myaaaaaauuur. Bleh."

*Everybody looks in confusion.*

"What, have you ever had your face glued shut?"

[ShadedExalt]

"Actually..."

[Koali]

*Pounces on Shaded and holds a nonexistent finger to his lips.*

"Shhh. I don't wanna hear it."

*Hops down and puts on a hard hat.*

"Who's ready to go spelunking?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Before we go, everyone grab at least one canteen, and some jerky. We need some provisions." grabs a prepacked bag, with over 100 meters of rope, plenty of food, a sizable container of chalk, and a notebook and pencil, then slings 3 canteens over his shoulder

(Ingur) puts on a similarly packed bag, which also contains some medical supplies

[Koali]

*Swallows several pickaxes and a barrel of glue remover.*

*Clears throat.*

"Yeeeees?"

"You may have trouble accessing the solvent if it's inside."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Yeah, it doesn't work like that, plus if my estimate is right, you'll need to apply just as much solvent as there is glue. Its possible to just put more glue on."

(Ingur) "Play nice."

(Carn) "Its a bit of insurance is all, he's the only one with a freaking armory in his mouth. And he is bulletproof, and fireproof. And probably a lot of other-proof. I dont plan to use it, but we are all prepared to blow each others brains out if necessary. He's the wildcard, I prefer to limit variables, when they are not always in my favor."

(Ingur) mutters some about "Guys trying to be macho"

[Koali]

*Is about to say something about being less of a liability than a mildly crazy Anglean, but reconsiders upon hearing Ingur's remark and puts on a cute face instead.*

[ShadedExalt]

*I'm confident in my ability to kill at least two of you in the time it takes to blink, but Koali is a little tougher.  I agree with Carn.

No offense little buddy, it's just you never can tell."

*Loads up with a pack, grabs the cutlass, and places a small, odd-looking box in his coat.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Ahem, kill me and you have to deal with Ingur,"

(Ingur) "Kill me and you have to deal with my sister Gunhild,"

(Carn) "And by some obscene miracle you kill her, you will have the entire Republic after you. Anyways, those dummys weren't wearing armor." taps side

[Koali]

*Cute face intensifies.*

*Strolls by, whistling and carrying a pickaxe.*