RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Carn) "I swear, he's farting when he does that."

(Ingur) "Anyways, i guess that means, the squid and anything from it are Koali's. Including the 6 spider bots. Your going to want to get one of these command whistles."

[Koali]

"I am NOT farting!"

"Mr. Carn, I suggest you not make him angry. I must remind you that he now has an attack Squid."

"Actually, Nestor, that gives me an idea! Anyone got a bit of blue matter?"

"And I was hoping I'd get to fly it..."

[Carn]

(Carn) "The squid would be the least of my worries, and can we bury the whole matter thing? Its getting a bit out of hand."

(Ingur) "To fly it, you'd have to disconnect it from these boxes. That will take awhile, a day at least to do all of them safely, and thats without any complications."

[Koali]

"I might have a better idea."

*Holds up a small vial of green matter.*

"Koali, if this goes awry, you know what to do."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "That is not a better idea."

(Carn) "Ugh, get that stuff way from me."

[ShadedExalt]

This nis like the "screw everything, let's just fuck around" thread to "super-serious RP story" of BSS

"Short for ease of use and quick changes of oreintation, heavy for getting through armor, flesh, and bone.  It's optimal for my kind of combat."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "100 gold, its good quality steel."

[ShadedExalt]

"Deal."

*Hands out a pouch totaling 450 gold*

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Ohhh mama like."

(Carn) "Dont get creepy."

(Ingur) "Oh relax, its been awhile since i've had a chance to do business."

(Carn) "Still dont understand why you find it so exciting."

(Ingur) "Well thats why we make a good team, you kill the things, and i sell what we take off them."

[Koali]

Yeah, I've never been into the überserious RP stuff, I'm a bit more lighthearted and, well, chaotic.

"I have good news, it didn't go awry. I now have the ability to fuse myself with airships, specifically this Squid."

"Yeah, but you're gonna have to un-fuse yourself pretty quick because I get the feeling these people are tired of all these weird things happening."

"Oh, alright."

[Carn]

(That explains a lot really)

(Carn) "Stay on that one all you want, but the second i find out you've done that to my ship, we will be having a nice supply of scrap."

[ShadedExalt]

"I hope she isn't like that with kids."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Money really, i've been low on funds lately. And i spent my last coin getting here."

[Koali]

I thought it would be better than putting a face on the Squid. It's also a lot less "INVOKUM GIGANTUS IN MY PANTUS" than summoning a skywhale, but if you wanna try and jockey one again go ahead and request it.

*Fuses with the previously unnoticed ceiling fan.*

*Rolls eyes.*

"Here we go. Did we say airships? I meant to say just about anything."

[Carn]

(Carn) "As long as he doesn't fuse with anything that is mine,"

(Ingur) "Or mine."

(Carn) "Then i won't turn him into a pile of scrap."