RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[ShadedExalt]

"Blue, Green, and Red matter aren't fire.  The Prometheus doesn't touch him, so it doesn't hurt him.  Same with the sword.  The explosion he was in Stone Form."

[Carn]

(Carn) "What makes you think he wouldn't turn to stone form, then dig, or eat, his way out when it was cooled off? Bullets bounce off him, and blades don't scratch him, and while the fire may not touch him directly, theres enough heat coming off of them."

[Koali]

*Takes everyone outside to the Valkyrie.*

"Now, if anyone is opposed to seeing me without my clothes, go ahead and look away. Carn, fire up the Prometheus."

*Swallows clothes to prevent them from getting burned.*

[Carn]

(Ingur) turns her back to avoid looking

(Carn) "100 gold says he'll live." lights up the Prometheus

[Koali]

*Calmly endures the flames.*

"Oh, and, Ingur? I don't have naughty bits, I'm literally just a sphere with a face and limbs. It's safe to look."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Told you he'd be fine."

(Ingur) "Its more about the principal Koali."

(Carn) shuts of the Prometheus "Now put some clothes on, also we're getting low on napalm."

[ShadedExalt]

"The Tartarus is much hotter than the Prometheus, I can guarantee."

What gives?  Kirby would have been hurt by that.

[Koali]

Of course he would, but then again, two things: 1) I run on chaos and inconsistency and 2) Kirby also doesn't have an armory in his mouth.

*Screams internally for a little while before getting dressed.*

"Nng... Y'know, if you want to try shoot me with the Tartarus, you can. I just need a glass of water first."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Mind if i have a crack with the tartarus?"

[ShadedExalt]

*Shaded hisses violently and shrinks into his coat.*

"NO.  NO.  NONONONONONO.  DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CLOSE I CAME TO EXPLODING?!"

*He shudders before calming himself slightly.*

"Just... No.  Give me a day or two.  Make it stable, make sure none of us die a horrible, firey death."

[Koali]

"You wouldn't happen to be stuffing it with Lochnagar powder, would you?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "I said can I shoot it. You wouldn't have to be anywhere near it."

(Ingur) "I'm not going to let you risk exploding yourself until we are married at least a year."

(Carn) moves in front of grenade barrel to try and hide it

(Ingur) "And what is that?"

[Koali]

I guess I could help you, but nah.

"Oh, those?"

*Goes and picks out an incendiary grenade.*

"See for yourself, just don't pull the pin."

*Hands it to Ingur.*

[ShadedExalt]

"No, it's the heat and pressure.  The systems aren't quite up to snuff.  And Carn, I am NOT letting you blow up my project.  Also, Ingur would try to kill me, and I do not relish fighting beautiful women."

[Carn]

(Ingur) examines the grenade "What have i told you about making grenade?"

(Carn) "I get bored you know. I had the materials, and they came in handy."

(Ingur) "You keep them in an open barrel on your ship?"

(Carn) "Ummm, tactical placement?"

(Ingur) heaving a sigh about her fiance she hands it back to Koali "I may be able to help with the Tartarus."