RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Carn) "You have no idea." shudders

(Ingur) "Gunhild can be a tad..... protective. But to give her credit, our parents died when i was little, and she pretty much raised me."

[Koali]

"I bet she wouldn't want to see Carn carrying Bloodsong anywhere near you unless he's in a defensive stance, whether he be facing toward you or away from you!"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "By protective i mean, Carn had it the lightest when she met any of my boyfriends. I think she may have made one wet himself."

(Carn) "I think it may be because, she knew a lot of my dirty laundry anyways, Marauder unit files are pretty detailed, and she would have read mine just like all the others."

(Ingur) "Good point. Honestly, the fact he is always armed doesn't seem to bother her. It only would if she found out he ever threatened me."

(Carn) "Then she would hunt me down, beat the living crap out of me, geld me, then give me a long and painful death."

(Ingur) "Unless i did it first."

(Carn) "In that case, she would probably defile whatever remained of me. But just carrying weapons around doesn't really bother her. Not now anyways."

[Koali]

"Oh, good, so she wouldn't be bothered by this."



(It's a giant flaming sword from Kirby 64.)

Oop, I guess it's bedtime. Bye!

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Only if you point it at me, or wave it around in a highly flammable place."

(Carn) "Like a bar, filled with a lot of booze, including Hellfire."

[Koali]

*Freezes in Posta Frontale (Crown guard, it's basically holding the sword straight up above your head).*

"Good point."

*Eats the sword.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Anyways, the rest of the unit kept a 3 meter radius whenever possible.  No one wanted to be near the most likely target of Gunhild's wrath." chuckling "Then about 8 months in a surprise came, I got promoted to the unit's sergeant, so i outranked everyone in the unit except her."

[ShadedExalt]

"That's convenient.  What did you all think of the Tartarus?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Pretty impressive."

(Ingur) "Though i suggest you find a way to keep it from exploding."

[ShadedExalt]

"It's an early build, still unstable.  At least it works.  Might have to put in a hard limiter for rate of fire, at least at that power level."

[Koali]

*Puts on a Scouter.*

"Its power level was..."

*Removes Scouter.*

"I'm not gonna say it."

[ShadedExalt]

"I swear to gpd Koali, if you say it, I will melt this entire bar to slag, with you in it.

[Carn]

(Carn) "If your going to do that, at least let me get the good booze out first."

(Ingur) "I dont think that would kill him anyways."

[ShadedExalt]

"No, I'm pretty sure incineration would do it."

[Carn]

(Carn) "I dont think any of us can get something that hot, the sun might do it, nut beyond that."

(Ingur) "You do realize, he's ingested blue, green, and red matter. He also has a Prometheus in his mouth."

(Carn) "Plus that giant flaming sword. He also easily survived the explosion when we scuttled that junker."

(Ingur) "You did what now?"

(Carn) "I'll explain later."