RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[George Mills]

0110 Prime's neck is struck by a stray bullet, and he collapses. George grabs him, drags him onto "The Bolted Nut" and cuts the rope tethering it to the dock

[Carn]

(Carn) "Well its about time you got that thing in the air George." burns last squid down

enemy count is now 2 galleon 1 crazy doctor 1 bronze lion

[George Mills]

"Oh yeah, bronze lion, I forgot abo..."
The Lion makes a lunge for George's ascending airship.

[Carn]

seeing the lion roughly 30 feet below and 7 feet to the right of the Valkyrie Carn gets stupid. Unstrapping Bloodsong, he jumps over the side and latches onto the Bronze Lion with the axe, and Proceeds to go into an automaton rodeo "Bad kitty!'

(Ingur) facepalming "Why does he do this?" 

[George Mills]

"Koali, where are you?!"

[Koali]

*The skywhale swoops down and bowls over the lion, sending Carn flying on a convenient trajectory that lands him next to George on the Junker.*

"Right here!"

[Carn]

however the Carn is still attached to the lion, and they proceed to jump from pirate ship to pirate ship causing mass havoc

(Ingur) "Whats with him and riding dangerous things today?"

(I am keeping the lion Koali)

[Koali]

Oh, no you're not. Let's see your recovery skills! 

*The skywhale rams through the ship that Carn and the lion were about to land on.*

[Carn]

landing on the sky whale instead and then majestically landing on the Valkyrie the newly tamed lion roars his challenge

[Koali]

Oh, I thought you meant you were gonna take it down.

*Koali jumps back onto George's Junker and the skywhale lets out a colossal wub (because whale noises) and leaves.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Ingur, bring her down low, we still have some pirates and a crazy doctor in town."

(Ingur) descending to 30 feet above town square "You sure this is a GOOD idea?"

(Carn) "Nope!" mounting back on the lion, they jump off and begin hunting down the remaining foes, while Ingur gets in formation with George

[George Mills]

"Carn! Pass me your red matter clip!"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Carn is currently riding around on a Bronze Lion which you created George.  And do you not remember? I handed everyone red matter clips, while Carn passed around body armor."

(Carn) "Bwahahahahahahahah!! Take that you scumbags!"

(Ingur) sighing "He is also currently in what he calls, combat crazy."

[George Mills]

"Ah yes, I assumed Koali had eaten them. KOALI! EAT THEM!"
George throws three red matter bullets at Koali.

[Carn]

Spotting the Doctor running into an alley Carn gives pursuit

(Lion) "Rrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwrrr"

(Carn) "Thats right, dinner time!"