RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Ingur) hands radio to Carn

(Carn) "Ummmm, what are you planning?"

[Koali]

*A mechanical hand pops out of the radio and slaps Carn in the back of the head.*

"Come back to reality, Mr. Carn!

[Carn]

(Carn) "We can be Whale Riders! Think of the Glory!"

(Ingur) heaves a sigh, then creeps behind Carn, and promptly knocks him out with her carbine "My temporarily insane fiance had been taken care of."

(I SOOOO want Whale Riders to be a thing in the lore)

[Koali]

Heh, look up.

*Amidst the commotion, Koali has climbed on top of the skywhale and is flying it like a Pegasus.*

"Whoooooooohooooooooo!"

[Carn]

(Ingur) jaw drop

[Koali]

I should go to bed. Good night.

[Carn]

(yeah, same here man)

[George Mills]

0110 Prime: Critical failure at 47%
George: Can anyone deal with this?!

[ShadedExalt]

*A crimson red Goldfish burts from the town below, armed with a large diameter and rather long cannon with an array of coolant tubes around it.  At the back is a pair of large horizontal boilers with a napalm barrel strapped to the bottom.  Gauges abound, and there is a jury-rigged sight attached along the top.  It swerves towards the enemy Galleons, a hellish glow emanating from the barrel of the gun barrel before a huge, spinning chunk of red hpt metal leaves the gun.  It flies for a short distance before lighting up in a massive ball of flame, smouldering as it flies.  It smashes into a Galleon, completely melting an entire broadside into a twisted lump of deadweight metal before disapating.*

"Took me long enough, ehh?"

[Koali]

"Izzat... Izzat the Tartarus?"

[Carn]

suddenly coming to, and seeing the pod of Sky Whales Carn makes his move, jumping over the side he lands on top of a rather large sky whale and grabbing the hairs? antenna? some kind of protrusion , and somehow begins to direct the beast "I AM CARN GORMSON THE WHALERIDER!!"

(Ingur) "Oh boy, i forgot he had a thick skull under that helmet. Should have hit harder."

[Koali]

*Sadly, Carn was still hallucinating, as Koali had only managed to summon one skywhale. Carn had only jumped into thin air.*

"Seriously?"

*The skywhale turns in its side and inhales a tremendous amount of air, sucking Carn into its blowhole. It then turns upright and launches Carn back onto the Valkyrie with a strong exhalation.*

Hey, I had to catch you somehow.

[Carn]

(Carn) coming to he groans muttering "What the flak happened? And what IS this on my clothes?"

(Ingur) "You DO NOT want to know, I'll explain later. Now get back on the front gun."

(Carn) "Aye."

(aw come on, do you expect me to not try and become a whale rider? )

[Koali]

I expected you to try, I didn't expect you to succeed. 

[Carn]

(depending on how this story goes, there will be many attempts, again muse make whale riders a thing)