RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

"How about over it?"

*Lauches several arcing dual light mortar shots over the Valkyrie that pound the Pyra into oblivion.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "Tolerable, and why would you shoot me and not him?"

(Ingur) "Because you were beginning to get on my nerves."

(Carn) ".......... Eh, fair enough"

[Koali]

"Did you even notice that I just took out the Pyramidion behind you with the ol' gat/mortar? They were aiming at Ingur!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Do you not notice she is shooting their crew in the face while flying?"

(Ingur) shoots pirate captain coming up on Koali and George, in the face, at 100 meters and top speed

(Carn) "You were saying?"

[Koali]

"Ok, yeah, more fight, less smack talk!"

*Floats up on top of the Junker's balloon and readies the Prometheus.*

Boosh.

[Carn]

the count of enemy ships is now 2 squids 5 galleon, 1 crazy doctor in the town, and 1 bronze lion, also in the town

[Koali]

"Alright, I think it's time to do something crazy!"

*Floats back down to the deck of the Junker.*

"Nng..."

*Holds breath and makes a face that could easily be described as constipated.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "I recomend we moonshine out of here, now."

(Ingur) "Already working on it dear!"

the Valkyrie zooms out of Koali's constipated blast radius

[Koali]

Oh, ha, ha, ha. Very funny. It isn't exactly easy to make skywhale noises, now, is it?

*A loud subsonic (and distinctly non-flatulent) rumble rings out, discordant yet oddly melodic, with enough bass to knock Dr. Dre's Beats off.*

"By the Great Cog... No, it couldn't be!"

[Carn]

(Ingur)".............Did that little guy just fart?"

(Carn)"I think so?"

[Koali]

*The bartender fiddles with an old radio.*

"No, miss Ingur, he didn't fart. He is attempting to make a skywhale call."

[Carn]

(Carn)"............"

(Ingur)"............"

(Carn)"Im torn you see, we are of Bacon"

(Ingur)"Quite your babbling, im flying us out of here."

(Carn)"But Sky Whale Bacon!"

[Koali]

"The maktak of the skies, as it were. Once considered a delicacy, now all but gone."

Maktak is the Inuit word for what's basically whale bacon.

[Carn]

(Carn) "I have an idea..."

(Ingur) "Oh no."

(Carn) "We harness the sky whale and subjugate it to our will! Then the peasants will stop worshiping them and follow Bacon."

[Koali]

*A call similar to Koali's answers from far away.*

"It seems Mr. Carn is susceptible to the song of skywhales. I have just the solution! Miss Ingur, if you would please hand Mr. Carn the radio.