RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Carn) "So basically the fate of time itself, is in the hands of me. The ghost of a marauder/sorcerer. Sweet."

(Ingur) "Oh boy."

(Carn) "Sooooo which one of you peons wants to be my personal servant?"

(Ingur) "Aaaaannnnnd he's going power crazy. Thanks a lot Spades!" sticks her face in Spades head "I can mess with people's minds to now, remember that. And I'm already dead, so there isn't much you can do back."

(Carn) "In case anyone was wondering," conjures some fire "I can still fry people."

[ShadedExalt]

"Bah!  I bet that's just a ghostly flame, won't do anything."

((Can't hurt people if you're dead.))

[Carn]

(Ohhh, not physically, but mentally....)

(Carn) "Care to make that a bet?"

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac)"40 pages...my hands are cramping... "

(Spades) removes her from his mind pcycheolgicaly "anyway....it was very hard to frickin time travel with preexisting technology.... I had to convert a old type 56 junker with a steam driven flux capcitator...which I had to build from scratch... THEN I had to speed the junker up faster then 200 knots.. it was very tough But so far I've been able to keep the timeline somewhat stable.."

[Koali]

Suddenly, hundreds of Koali's pop into existence, all looking as confused as the original, who promptly puts on a paper hat labelled "Certified 100% Fat Free."

[George Mills]

George coughs and throws up another Koali.

[Carn]

(Carn) "Oh F-"

(Ingur) "FOR GOODNESS SAKES! STOP MEDDLING WITH THE TIME STREAM!!"

[Koali]

(Fat Free Koali): "Spades! Stop trying to alter time!"

[George Mills]

George throws up another two Koalis.
He glares menacingly at Fat Free Koali.

[Koali]

(Fat Free Koali): "Don't look at me! Spades was the one messing with spacetime!"

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac)Grabs all of the koalis and throws them into the portal...."there now we have 100 more timelines to deal with... "

[Carn]

(Carn) "Ok, who the hell started messing with time in the first place?"

[aceofeagles]

(Isaac) points to spades

(Spades)"I'm not altering time im simply stabilizing it at the moment... "

[Carn]

A second set of ghost Carn and ghost Ingur appear, only these ones are a transparent red, not grey.

(Red Carn) "NOBODY. TOUCH. THE PONY."

(Red Ingur) "Do not feed it. Do not pet it. And above all," looks at Koali "DO NOT MARRY IT!!!"

(Ingur) ".............."

(Carn) "Uhhhh....."

(I had to get in on this....)

[George Mills]

"Whatever you are doing stop it! Before anything else gets screwed up...."
George raises his hand to prove a point, it has been replaced with a giant pink tentacle.
"Oh god!"
George starts freaking out, before he stops, realises something, and looks in his trousers. His face becomes pale.
"Tentabulge..."
(Yes Spades, I to am a homstuckie)