RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

"Hmph. Hmphmphmph. Heh... Hehe... Waha... HAHA... WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Their sense of humor froze up? In Anglea? What did you expect to happen, didja think they'd melt?!

[Carn]

(Why do you think I chose that specific wording?)

(Carn) "Oh dear. We may have broken him. A bit of percussion therapy should do the trick." clonks Koali on the head, stopping his laughter, and temporarily dazing him

[Koali]

"Hey, what the heck, man? I'm invulnerable, but that doesn't mean I can't feel pain!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Oh please. A marauder could shrug that off like it was a butterfly."

(Ingur) gets a semi-evil look on her face, then sneaks up behind Carn and gives a blow twice as strong directly on his head

(Carn) waits two seconds then blinks "Trying to get my attention honey?"

(Ingur) "Hmph."

[Koali]

*Pulls out the hammer, looks at it, then puts it away again.*

"Nah, that'll probably kill him."

[Carn]

(Carn) pulls out the glue bottle and begins tossing it in the air, then catching it "You wanna play pinky?"

[Koali]

*Puts on a face shield and equips a tennis racket.*

"I'm game, but do you have a racket of your own?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Not what I had in mind." reclines in the comfy chair "If you don't want to rumble then let me relax. We've been running around like chickens with their heads cut of for weeks now. I thought this was a bar in the middle of nowhere, not some base of operations for a bunch of vigilanties."

[Koali]

"Well, technically speaking it's become a bit of both."

[Carn]

(Carn) growls slightly "Its beginning to feel like we're out in the saddle more than drinking it up."

[Koali]

{[AI] Master Bartender Elite Nestor}: "Well, then, what am I? Chopped liver?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "I'd stay back more often, but I have a feeling things get very boring here without us."

[Koali]

{[AI] Master Bartender Elite Nestor}: *Jerks thumb over shoulder towards the stairs to the basement.*

(In an unusually non-British voice): "I've had to deal with a freakin' catgirl for the past week. Jee-criminy, how can you expect me to keep up the whole faux-British thing when I have to put up with that?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Whats a British?'

(remember 300 years after WW1, in a post-apocalyptic world)

[Koali]

"British? I think it's from the Old World. I have a map..."

*Pulls out an Old-World map with labelled countries.*

"It should be riiiiight here."

*Points at Brazil, which is very obviously NOT the UK.*