RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

"Nonsense, if I wear a moustache no one will notice!"

"...Actually, I could put on some metal plates and pretend I'm a clockwork servant. Automatons can be any shape, right?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "I don't know, ask Spades if there would be clockwork servants. Its not a bad idea."

[aceofeagles]

You wake up and change into your formal attire.

"We could just say hes a small boy dressed as a adorably cute pink ball."

[aceofeagles]

"But Yes we do have clockwork servants. however Can you act like one? "

[Carn]

(Carn) "How about Spades' illegitimate son, who likes to dress up and isn't quite right in the head?" 

[Koali]

"Well, if that's what you think of me..."

*Leaves.*

...

*Comes back.*

"I'm just kidding you. I'd rather be the clockwork servant."

[Carn]

(Carn) "You need to be able to ACT like one though. Meaning, do what people tell you to do without complaining or asking why."

(Ingur) "Yeah, maybe illegitimate crazy would be easier."

[Koali]

*Forcing a robotized voice similar to Nestor's:* "Of course, sir."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Then go and plunge the toilets. Somethings clogged them."

(Ingur) putting on a ridiculous snooty accent "And DO clean the dog will you darling?"

[Koali]

"Certainly, Mr. Carn."

"Hey, Ingur, we don't have a dog."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "I was referring to Carn."

(Carn) "Hey!"

[Koali]

"ERROR: DOG WASHING SUBROUTINE NOT INSTALLED"

[Carn]

(Carn) electricity runs up and down Carn "Warning, initiating washing sequence of this unit, will initiate Kirby burning sequence."

[Koali]

"Warning: electrical interference detected. Assessing danger..."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Engaging Glue." pulls out the glue bottle

(Ingur) is face-palming in the corner