RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Gunhild) "Your hearing Carn? In your head? The alcoholic, wizard who is overly fond of his axe and rifle? In your head?"

[Koali]

"Yeah, and Spades. I think I'll try and tell them to shut up and get out of my head."

*Thinking really loudly:* "CARN AND SPADES, SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!"

[Carn]

(Carn) hearing Koali carn shouts back "STOP EAVESDROPPING!"

[Koali]

*Eyes widen in shock.*

"What the hell?!?!?! They can hear me!"

*Thinking really hard:* "I can't help it, you're in my head! How did you get there?"

For story purposes I don't know about the telepathy.

[Carn]

(Carn) "Oh for Pete's sake, Koali, Spades has mind powers remember? We were having a private conversation."

(Gunhild) "Someone want to get the little guy some water? He seems like he's going through some issues."

[Koali]

"I don't need water. It's just that I'm not very dense, so I don't have a thick skull like Carn. I can hear the telepathy because Spades has to shout so loudly to get through to him."

Zing!

[Carn]

(Carn) "Think that's funny?" Koali is suddenly swept up in the wind and brought outside to where Carn and Spades are

[Paladin Cykas]

Cykas pauses briefly in the sharpening of his bayonets, looking up to the doorway that koali was just whisked through. "That's it..." He says, returning to his task, "I'm surrounded by lunatics."

[Koali]

There we go, that's how it's supposed to be!

"Whee!"

[Carn]

(Gunhild) "Lunatics they may be, but they are lunatics with powers."

(Carn) outloud "Now would you mind not eavesdropping?" pulls out a bottle "Or shall I apply some glue?"

[Koali]

"No, I seriously can't help it, the psychic vibrations are leaking out into the vicinity, and I just happen to be sensitive."

[Carn]

(Carn) shakes the bottle "So shall I apply some glue?"

[Koali]

"I fail to understand how that'll help right now. Anyhoo, the pasta's getting cold."

*Zips back inside and turns feet into stone, preventing the effects of wind.*

[Carn]

(Gunhild) "You do realize he uses elemental magic right? That includes stone." gazes pointedly at Koali's feet

(Carn) pinching the bridge of his nose he says out loud "Why don't we just keep our voices down, now Koali heard all that."

[Koali]

"Ah, but this ain't regular stone! This is me! Just... Super dense and basically Mjolnir, in that only I can lift me."