RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Ingur) "I've been saying we need to go back for HOURS!"

(Carn) jerks up from his sleep "DON'T PISS HER OFF!" falls back asleep

(Ingur) ".........seriously dude?"

[Koali]

*Fast forward to us arriving back at the Tavern.*

"The fastest way to wake them up would be Hellfire."

[Carn]

(yeah agreed to fast forward)

(Ingur) "At this point I'll try anything, wait a minute....." looks at Spades "Milk might wake him up."

[Koali]

*Sighs*

"We don't have any milk, it went bad ages ago. Nestor! Two Hellfires, stat!"

{[AI] Master Bartender Elite Nestor} "Right away, sir!"

*Pours two mugs of Hellfire.*

[aceofeagles]

Nyaaaaw~ licks ignurs cheek

[Koali]

"HEY, WHOA, SPADES!!! DO YOU WANT CARN TO KILL YOU?!"

[Carn]

(Ingur) pours one down Carn's throat

(Carn) eyes shoot open and he literally breathes fire "Well then, thanks for that." wipes mouth "Thats what I get for not using magic for awhile." sees spades and promptly bonks him on the head

[Koali]

"There we go, Carn's back to normal."

[Carn]

(Carn) "And now juicing on magic, that hellfire is wonderful."

(Ingur) to no one in particular she asks "Am I going to marry a alcoholic, boneheaded, fire-breather?"

[Koali]

*To Ingur:* "Probably."

[aceofeagles]

Carn hits Spades horns and...

"NONONONONO YOU DONT KNOW HOW THAT FEEEEEeeeeels..aaaaaaaaah~...."

gets dropped on the floor by ignus

"oof....what happened?...did...did i blow it up?"

[Koali]

"Hey, wait, are your horns sensitive in a manner inappropriate for children? Nonono, that's not going to work at all. You did blow it up, by the way."

Keep it clean. Well, relatively speaking.

[Carn]

(Carn) "I call his Hellfire." grabs the mug and drinks

(Ingur) "Oh boy."

[aceofeagles]

you get up from the floor.

"well...umm...they are...sensitive in a manner of..umm...can i have some apple cider...?"

[ShadedExalt]

"The shipment of materials is in the back, if you wanna start."