RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

"Oh, for the love of-- JUST STRAP THE !@#$% THING TO A ROCKET!!! There's no need for arcane-eldritch-Cthulhu whatever! Just do what Jeb did: add more boosters! Oh, and Carn, I only bring one Powder Keg per trip, for safety reasons."

[aceofeagles]

"Oh @$*# it"

You teleport the canisters in space with the explosives and it blows up..

you black out.

[Carn]

(Ahem, there were two pyras, we didn't blow up mine)

(Carn) "Ahhhhh, what a beautiful explosion.)

(Ingur) "He's blacked out! Someone catch him dammit!"

Seeing Spades is unconscious and so unable to pull the chute, Carn begins another spell.

Eyes rolling into the back of his head Carn begins speaking in a wispy language. Soon a vortex cushion of wind catches Spades and brings him down safely. After using more magic then he has in a long time, it takes its toll. Carn blacks out.

[aceofeagles]

I'm still on the ground....I just teleported it...now were both blacked out  :p

[Carn]

(Ingur) "GAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! Someone carry Carn onto one of the ships, I think I can carry Spades. He doesn't look to heavy. However an unconscious Carn in armor........yeah no way in hell can I carry him." manages to drag Spades onto the Stygian Night

(Carn) begins to snore

[aceofeagles]

dreams of kittens and milk  :3

[ShadedExalt]

*Hefts Carn and grunts.*

"God flakking dangit, Carn needs to lay off the Mutton..."

*Hauls him back to the ships.*

"I say we go home, have Carn and my lackeys slave away and make a a metric tonne of Hemovibrium, and then head back out to find this damned Baron.  I think we're going to need it."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Agreed, however we have a slight problem. I can't navigate those caves, so we're going to have to take the long way around."

(Carn) continues to snore

[ShadedExalt]

"Not a problem.  Junkers are very fuel efficient."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "I'm not worried about fuel, but I've never flown in this area. And there are Yeshan patrols to worry about." points to Shaded and Carn "The Empire would undoubtedly love to interrogate and dissect Spades, and Carn killed a lot of Tigers in the war." sees some puzzled faces "The Tigers are a political faction within the empire, they favor conquest and war. Carn used to joke before being deployed, saying that he was going Tiger Hunting. They'd love to get their hands on him."

[ShadedExalt]

"I have strong ties to Yesha.  Besides, just put Carn  and Spades in the Night's brig."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Carn removed the door, remember?"

(Carn) mutters "Meeaaaatttt."

(Ingur) facepalms

[aceofeagles]

"Meow"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Great, Spades is dreaming he's a cat, and Carn is dreaming of meat. Anyone know how to wake them up? I never learned how to treat magical and psychic exhaustion."

[Koali]

"Alright, we've wrapped this up, yes? I have what we need back at the Tavern."

We need to get back, Nestor is starting to worry.