RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Carn]

(Carn) "Look I'm doing this from memory ok? Gunjar was a guy in my unit, he always peed on that rock. No clue why, but it was his thing. Now then, right 20 degrees at the rock that looks like a dog humping a chicken."

(Ingur) "Uhhhh Carn?"

(Carn) "Guys get bored, and this is how we navigated ok?"

[Koali]

"Just keep going."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Ok here's the annoying bit, we've got to decend roughly 60 feet, go forward 30, then rise 40. We called it the grease trap." takes the Valkyrie through

[ShadedExalt]

*Shaded follows expertly, not scraping a single rock.*

"That was easy.  Then again, I had you light the way, so..."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Its not very hard to maneuver WITH lights. Now then, Everyone cover your nose and mouth. We are going through the guano stretch." pulls on gas mask

(Ingur) does likewise   

[ShadedExalt]

*Pulls one out of Khovansky jacket and orders crew to do the same.*

[Carn]

(Carn) after roughly two hours of navigating by rock formations named by four bored Anglean males, they begin to see a faint light in the distance "And right after Erik's Nose, the end approaches."

(Ingur) "..............We really needed to have more contact back then."

(Carn) "Blame your sister, or rather the brass. I didn't name anything after you at least."

(Ingur) "Who named those rocks after Gunhild?"

(Carn) "Erik, kid was 16, and had a massive nose. Nobody could think of a better name, so it stuck. Needless to say, that never made it into our reports."

[ShadedExalt]

"Well, we're out.  Where to, Mr. Navigator?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "A few miles west, then its up to Spades. Those are the coordinates he gave me. Be ready for a fight, and have your spotters ready." hops off and Ingur takes his place at the helm

(Ingur) "Get ready on engines! Burning kerosene!"

[ShadedExalt]

"Pop off those trigger locks, boys!  Time to have some fun... Hopefully."

*Flips switch on the engines, and the eager engineers begin to pound on them again.*

[Carn]

(Carn) balancing on the ram, Carn pulls out his spyglass and looks for signs of their quarry

[Koali]

"Wait, what exactly are we looking for?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Well Spades SAID he was going to give details........"

(Ingur) brings her carbine to the ready "Anyone else getting a bad feeling?"

[ShadedExalt]

"ENEMIES SPOTTED, NORTH-NORTHWEST!  A Spire, a Galleon, and... Some weird looking Pyramidion!  Light them up, Carn!"

*Shaded slams the Junker forward, popping chute vent and rushing towards the ground, stopping about 50 metres short and flying through various debris and detritus to obscure the enemy's view.*

[Carn]

(Carn) "BATTLE STATIONS! Koali, bring one up your guns, George and Spades, engineer. Ingur, keep her steady!" hops onto the Tartarus and begins raining hellfire upon the spire

(Ingur) "Pyra flying in! She looks like a brawl and ram build!"

(Carn) "Shaded! Keep it off us! The Tartarus can tear that spire apart quickly, that'll even the odds up."