RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[ShadedExalt]

"Yes, of course.   Centre of mass works, and works well, but why go for a maybe when you can go for a certainty?  If I'm standing still, I can nail everyone in this room right between the eyes faster than you can say "Hemovibrium.". That said, I know when fancy don't work. Sometimes practicality has to take over."

*Steps back from the course and makes an 'after you' gesture.*

[Carn]

(Carn) leans over to Shaded while Gunhild calms herself "Another point is, one wounded enemy, means that takes him out of the fight, along with another soldier to help him. Plus there's a high chance they'll die from a shot like that anyways."

(Gunhild) after calming herself she then whips out her carbines and proceeds to officially "Run and Gun" delivering center of body shots and when any target get to close, she flips the carbines and uses them as clubs

(Carn) "Her carbines are custom made to be able to be used like that, and not take any damage."

(Gunhild) in roughly the same amount of time all targets are down, rolling her shoulders "Ahh, I needed that." turning to Ingur "I've decided on what I want you to do."

(Ingur) pales

(Gunhild) "You are going to practice with your sabre,"

(Ingur) relaxes, confident in her abilities

(Gunhild) "Against me."

(Ingur) goes even paler then before

[ShadedExalt]

"Mm.  Carbine whip... And yes, but ship to ship, anyone who's smart is going to leave them or at the very least move them out of the way to tend to them.  I never was a ground unit, and most likely never will be.  Ship to ship is my element."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Marauders train for both, in particular to drop out of ships behind enemy lines. I've worked with artillery crew, airships, and ground units, even the navy a few times. Anyways, Ingur can blast a pilot between his eyes, while she pilots. A lot of those pirate ships that we salvaged that were mostly intact, were because she popped one between their pilots eyes."

(Ingur) "Sabres? With you? I won't survive!"

(Gunhild) "Nonsense, I brought our old training blades."

[Koali]

"Have y'all noticed how the assault course seems to conveniently repair all the damage we do to it whenever we aren't looking? Like seriously, how does it do that?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "This coming from the sentient pink ball, that has an armory in its mouth?"

[Koali]

"... Well yeah."

*Glances at the assault course, which is once again in pristine condition.*

"Probably magic."

[Carn]

(Gunhild) points at lever "I just flipped this is all." lever has a sign above labeled "RESET"

(Carn) "Yeah, I think that should do it."

[Koali]

"But..."

*Looks all around the lever.*

"There's no mechanical connection? Must be a magic lever."

[Carn]

(Carn) ".....Its on the wall Koali, its not a magic lever. There's a bunch of gears and stuff behind it. You may want to get some rest." pulls out a bottle "Or is the glue required?"

(Ingur) smacks Carn "Be nice, maybe he's too drunk or something."

[Koali]

"I haven't had any alcohol for a while, I'm not drunk. Now, look at this."

*Tears the lever off the wall and dismantles the wall around its socket, revealing more bricks and mortar... And a distinct lack of any gears or mechanical connections.*

"See?"

*Puts everything back, then attaches a sign above the lever that reads DROP A PILLOW ON CARN'S HEAD*

"If my theory is correct..."

*Pulls lever, causing a rather nice, luxurious pillow to fall from out of nowhere on Carn's head.*

"This lever does what you truly believe and expect it to do."

*Puts the Reset sign back over the lever, and keeps the pillow sign for later use.*

[Carn]

The three Angleans watch as Koali babbles and motions around looking in the wrong direction, and getting excited when a bird poops on a rock

(Carn) "I think he inhaled some kind of hallucinogenic gas."

(dude, quite trying to break the reality)

[Koali]

...? Ah, yes, my apologies. And thank you for bringing me back to reality.

*Continues to celebrate the "pillow" falling on "Carn's head."*

Actually, I like the idea that I'm hallucinating. Somebody get me a glass of water, I'm dehydrated.

[Carn]

(Carn) "He's dancing and chanting around a rock covered in bird poop......"

(Ingur) lugs over a bucket of water "Carn?"

(Carn) walks over and dunks Koali into the bucket several times until he comes sputtering to his senses

[ShadedExalt]

*Shaded chuckles and sips from his hip flask, sighing at the taste of the cider.*