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Offline Richard LeMoon

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #405 on: May 06, 2015, 12:36:37 pm »
The Zuka sauce will choose you only when you are ready.


I had to ram a mountain until the gun broke once to get that guy off it.

...Why am I not surprised?

Maybe you were around when I kept spinning my Junker any time my belligerent gunner tried to get an arc. He refused to bring anything useful, and was quite rude. I told him if he didn't, he would not get to shoot a single enemy. Any time he would hop on a gun, I would hit claw and sing "No arcs for you!". We did win, though. Most butt rams I ever did with a Junker. ;D

Offline David Dire

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #406 on: May 06, 2015, 12:39:39 pm »
The Zuka sauce will choose you only when you are ready.


I had to ram a mountain until the gun broke once to get that guy off it.

...Why am I not surprised?

Maybe you were around when I kept spinning my Junker any time my belligerent gunner tried to get an arc. He refused to bring anything useful, and was quite rude. I told him if he didn't, he would not get to shoot a single enemy. Any time he would hop on a gun, I would hit claw and sing "No arcs for you!". We did win, though. Most butt rams I ever did with a Junker. ;D

Sounds painful.

Luckily whenever I had one of "those guys" they usually left pretty quickly. letting the much-better AI take the gunner spot.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 12:42:19 pm by David Dire »

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #407 on: May 11, 2015, 12:33:12 pm »
I had a silly idea for a Guns of Icarus themed Old Spice commercial:

Hello Crew.
Look at your Captain.
Now back to me.
Now back to your Captain.
Now back to me.
Sadly your captain isn't me,
but if he were to read the piloting guide on the Guns of Icarus forums he could fly like me.
Look down, now back up, where are you?
You are ambushing a galleon who doesn't even realize you are there.
What is in your hand?
back to me,
It is a Manticore full of burst rounds,
Look again,
You have the galleon flame locked,
Anything is possible when your captain does his homework.
Goomba stomp!

Reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
« Last Edit: May 11, 2015, 12:35:58 pm by HamsterIV »

Offline sparklerfish

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #408 on: May 11, 2015, 07:44:58 pm »
The Zuka sauce will choose you only when you are ready.


I had to ram a mountain until the gun broke once to get that guy off it.

...Why am I not surprised?

Maybe you were around when I kept spinning my Junker any time my belligerent gunner tried to get an arc. He refused to bring anything useful, and was quite rude. I told him if he didn't, he would not get to shoot a single enemy. Any time he would hop on a gun, I would hit claw and sing "No arcs for you!". We did win, though. Most butt rams I ever did with a Junker. ;D

I was on your ship that match!

Offline DoubleMDownie

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #409 on: May 12, 2015, 10:09:41 am »


When matchmaking throws your clan into a lobby populated by one person.


omg this is the best one yet!

Offline MightyKeb

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #410 on: May 13, 2015, 01:32:11 pm »
Fighting a lobby agains't [Duck]s:




Offline Sarabelle Marlowe

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #411 on: May 14, 2015, 10:15:09 pm »




Answer: Yes




Offline Koali

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #412 on: May 14, 2015, 11:36:28 pm »
When I'm explaining a complicated battle plan that probably isn't going to work anyway...


Offline Squidslinger Gilder

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #413 on: May 14, 2015, 11:41:37 pm »

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #414 on: May 14, 2015, 11:42:16 pm »
When I'm explaining a complicated battle plan that probably isn't going to work anyway...


Hence my eternal plan, wing it until you find an opening. And yes, I win more then I lose.

Offline Koali

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #415 on: May 14, 2015, 11:44:21 pm »
When I'm explaining a complicated battle plan that probably isn't going to work anyway...


Hence my eternal plan, wing it until you find an opening. And yes, I win more then I lose.

*Balloon it, because screw aerodynamic lift. Aerostatic all the way!

Offline Sarabelle Marlowe

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #416 on: May 15, 2015, 01:00:20 am »
Bwhahaha  ;D

That was inspired by the common happenstance:

Me: "Oh gods, the pain! Where are our allies?!"
Captain: "I dunno, no one is talking..."

*slow death*


Offline Schwalbe

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #417 on: May 15, 2015, 03:29:28 am »
Hence my eternal plan, wing it until you find an opening. And yes, I win more then I lose.

And yes, I win more then I lose.


I win more then I lose.

more then I lose.


then

Well, sir, you've just lost the battle with grammar here.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 03:43:39 am by Schwalbe »

Offline The Mann

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #418 on: May 15, 2015, 04:37:15 am »
FIRE!!!



This, is most games with or against the cake clan...

Offline Arturo Sanchez

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Re: GOIO memes
« Reply #419 on: May 15, 2015, 11:17:27 am »
The Zuka sauce will choose you only when you are ready.


I had to ram a mountain until the gun broke once to get that guy off it.

...Why am I not surprised?

Maybe you were around when I kept spinning my Junker any time my belligerent gunner tried to get an arc. He refused to bring anything useful, and was quite rude. I told him if he didn't, he would not get to shoot a single enemy. Any time he would hop on a gun, I would hit claw and sing "No arcs for you!". We did win, though. Most butt rams I ever did with a Junker. ;D

I was on your ship that match!

I truly see your actions as justifiable but isn't your action reportable as trolling?

Its the classic assault clause. Even if the dude started it by giving you a shiner, it is self defense against you because he's the dumbass in the hospital.