Goddamn it. I did have to get up at 4 though.
(I posted at like ~8 and my brain figured 0+1=2)
But never mind!!
-1
-2!
Imagine if the Negatives actually one this game. Ooh, Negatives, I like that.
"And thus, the land was made inhabitable from the constant warlike screeching of the Negatives and Positives. Battles raged for years, both sides yelling the next number, whether Positive or Negative. Children starved, widows cried, plagues killed thousands a day. The planet was now consumed by pure horror. The Sun and Moon wept, their divine light no longer able to lead mercy to the merciless. Stars died, their constellations being forgot in the mists of time in war. There was no dancing, feasting, recreation anymore. It was just the peasants of both sides, being slaves, working to death to supply the armies of the Positives and Negatives. It was truly a dark age in the history of Guns of Icarus. The war lasted centuries. Emotions beside hate and depression were almost forgotten. But one day, the Negatives finally won, slaying the cowering Positives after their final defeat. The land rejoiced, colour was brought back to the dark world, and what little survived of humanity clasped hands and worked in faith to forget the true horror, the hell on earth, their society had just been through."
More to come in chapter 2
