Ah we meet again, good people of the sky!
I've been told that I should venture forth unto the docks, for this place is full of eager gents yearning for a jolly good time. If ye be lookin' for good times with a veracious scallywag of a captain, come find me in the skys! Yer guaranteed a good time aboard the 'Vakari and Pillar of Awesome, where you'll find that sassin' the captain pays off. Until I shove you into the lumberjack, that is. So come one and all, my vessels enjoy the company of the untested and proven alike!
You'll oft find me lumbering through the skys, stuck in between sundown and sunrise of the Central time zone. I look forward to many a fine game with you fair gents!
