Author Topic: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO  (Read 12378 times)

Offline ShadedExalt

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Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« on: December 12, 2014, 09:46:08 pm »
I'll start:

1. When you refer to left and right as port and starboard irl.
2. When you hear 'Loch' and think not of the Monster, but the ammo.
3. When you wish you could just hop in your Squid to fly home.

Offline shaelyn

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 10:05:43 pm »
4.  When you start referring to IRL things that have gotten damaged as having permahull.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2014, 10:09:59 pm by shaelyn »

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2014, 10:09:23 pm »
4.  When you start referring to IRL things that have gotten damaged as having permahull.

Oh dear god man.

5. When you want to use Moonshine in your vehicle.

Offline shaelyn

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2014, 10:10:10 pm »
6.  When you tell your fiance there's a "signs you've been playing too much GoIO" thread and that you've posted in it, he sharply responds, "I'm surprised you're not featured in it!"

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2014, 10:33:13 pm »
when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2014, 11:47:10 pm »
6.  When you tell your fiance there's a "signs you've been playing too much GoIO" thread and that you've posted in it, he sharply responds, "I'm surprised you're not featured in it!"

Salute.

when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs

I keep putting J at the start of all my steam chat messages.  I know that feel.

Offline Bronzium

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2014, 12:17:46 am »
when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs
Happens to me in other games, too! :P

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2014, 03:15:35 am »
When people talk about other games in GoI and you struggle to remember what you was playing before you became a pilot.

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2014, 09:14:58 am »
9. When you name your two pet snails "Kerosene" and "Moonshine".

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2014, 11:46:52 am »
10. When you relentless check the forums more than 5 times a day.

11. Other online communities all seem so disgusting, and you feel so vulnerable because everyone's so nice here.

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2014, 11:54:57 am »
12. When you cry at the words "Steam sale" because you know the quality of global chat will drop drastically.
13. When your philosophies change from "if god wanted man to fly we'd have been born with wings." To "Why are there not more airships in this realm damnit!?!"

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2014, 12:02:35 pm »
when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs

yeah this is me too.

10. When you relentless check the forums more than 5 times a day.

and this.

and
14.  When you check your clan's steam group relentlessly as well
15.  When you keep an eye out for items IRL that are close to your clan's color.  Spring Green phone case and work shirt (with Olive Drab undershirt in winter), now...

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2014, 02:44:07 pm »
16) When someone cuts you off in traffic and you check to see if you brought a mine launcher.

17) When you are a passenger in a car and you call out spots to the driver "Contact Pedestrian 5 o'clock short range."

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2014, 03:38:21 pm »
18) when you start using the word 'spire' instead of 'glass cannon' every single time

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Re: Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2014, 06:36:29 pm »
19) When someone wins IRL and you tell them to not be so Rydr