Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO

[ShadedExalt]

I'll start:

1. When you refer to left and right as port and starboard irl.
2. When you hear 'Loch' and think not of the Monster, but the ammo.
3. When you wish you could just hop in your Squid to fly home.

[shaelyn]

4.  When you start referring to IRL things that have gotten damaged as having permahull.

[ShadedExalt]

4.  When you start referring to IRL things that have gotten damaged as having permahull.

Oh dear god man.

5. When you want to use Moonshine in your vehicle.

[shaelyn]

6.  When you tell your fiance there's a "signs you've been playing too much GoIO" thread and that you've posted in it, he sharply responds, "I'm surprised you're not featured in it!"

[Omniraptor]

when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs

[ShadedExalt]

6.  When you tell your fiance there's a "signs you've been playing too much GoIO" thread and that you've posted in it, he sharply responds, "I'm surprised you're not featured in it!"

Salute.

when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs

I keep putting J at the start of all my steam chat messages.  I know that feel.

[Bronzium]

when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs

Happens to me in other games, too!

[Kamoba]

When people talk about other games in GoI and you struggle to remember what you was playing before you became a pilot.

[Andika]

9. When you name your two pet snails "Kerosene" and "Moonshine".

[Replaceable]

10. When you relentless check the forums more than 5 times a day.

11. Other online communities all seem so disgusting, and you feel so vulnerable because everyone's so nice here.

[Kamoba]

12. When you cry at the words "Steam sale" because you know the quality of global chat will drop drastically.
13. When your philosophies change from "if god wanted man to fly we'd have been born with wings." To "Why are there not more airships in this realm damnit!?!"

[shaelyn]

when you press J by reflex before writing an IM in other programs

yeah this is me too.

10. When you relentless check the forums more than 5 times a day.

and this.

and
14.  When you check your clan's steam group relentlessly as well
15.  When you keep an eye out for items IRL that are close to your clan's color.  Spring Green phone case and work shirt (with Olive Drab undershirt in winter), now...

[HamsterIV]

16) When someone cuts you off in traffic and you check to see if you brought a mine launcher.

17) When you are a passenger in a car and you call out spots to the driver "Contact Pedestrian 5 o'clock short range."

[FredTheFifth]

18) when you start using the word 'spire' instead of 'glass cannon' every single time

[Replaceable]

19) When someone wins IRL and you tell them to not be so Rydr