Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Kamoba]

There were many other quotes regarding Chem Spray and buff hammers, but I'm not sure I can post them on the forums.

One that comes to mind is when they first implemented the 'no target' chem effect. "Aw... I can't stray the captain in the face anymore."

*giggles.* hehehehe

All the Chem Spray innuendos..

[Schwalbe]

"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)

MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior

[MightyKeb]

"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)

MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior

Cheesus Crust* 

[Schwalbe]

"But you are a Jesus ship! You died for us so we can live...!" (don't remember the author though)

MightyKeb: Jesus Crust
Mr.Disaster: The Pizza Savior

Cheesus Crust* 

Shut up, everyone knows I'm becoming senile.

[Kamoba]

Ally pilot:OMG well done for taking them both out alone!!!
Me: Nope that was a suicidal spire... He didn't turn off his hydro.. Suicidal Spire...
Bronthe: New ship name!

The round after different pilot on enemy team same ally.
Ally: Well done you took the spire out!
Me: Nope we only hit him with 2 Hades... *Tabs and checks score and team*
Suicidal Spire MKII!

[Kamoba]

Rethburn would know all bout spreading his love...

Just dropping this here because, lol.

[Jawjee]

Carridin: Feminine Jawjee is normal Jawjee. Masculine Jawjee stomps noobs. He's mean sometimes.

[RethBurn]

HardcoreCrush shows off new spire-build

Crush: Is this good enough?

Reth: Mine on 4 plz.

Crush: Fiiiine, if it'll shut you up.

Reth: Plz plz, Ily. Marry me?

FluffyHetsche: Aren't you already married to Phoenix?

Reth: I'm Mormon

Fluffy: Ah.

[Mezhu]

A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn

Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*

Another shiny example of excellent community management

[ShadedExalt]

Me: Why did I decide to use a Spire with a pub crew...?

Ally Captain: Because you are an innately trusting individual?

Me: More like innately stupid...

Explanation: I decide to use a Hwachaspire, because why not?  Probably the easiest Spire build in existance.  Well, the engineers spent their time shooting the flare, and the gunner hopped onto the Hwacha and never left.  Worst of all, when we were close, he wouldn't fire.  When we were so far away we couldn't even hit them, he did.

[Omniraptor]

Sammy B. T. while playing on paritan rumble: The two most dangerous birds in guns of icarus are the duck and the crane.

[RethBurn]

A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn

Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*

Ah yes. A decision I immediately regretted and apologized for. Nevertheless I'll apologize again, it was a spark of immaturity that I found you were very unhappy about. Couldn't be more sorry for the action.

[Koali]

We're on a Mobula piloted by Captain Cheeseness. I'm a Gunner on the upper starboard Artemis, aiming for an enemy Junker on our right.

Me: Dangit, they're just out of arc!

Cheeseness: Koali, if you could focus on the enemy in front of us.

Me: Wha- Oh! The Spire!

The thing that makes this amusing (to me, at least) is that I had to be reminded to shoot forward on a Mobula.

[David Dire]

A tale of the exemplary community member and CA mod Captain RethBurn

Me, in a very rare piloting occasion from a long while ago: I've been trying to get this one achievement for a while, I need not to die in this match so I'll just try to cap and avoid fights if possible
*A few minutes later, as match is about to end, Rethburn procceeds into ally-ramming my 10% hp squid onto a wall*
Me: Can you please stop?
*Rethburn persists, remaining silent- squid implodes shortly after*
Me: Why would you do that?
Rethburn: Because I didn't like you there
*Next part is against community standards so I'll refrain from posting it :p*

Ah yes. A decision I immediately regretted and apologized for. Nevertheless I'll apologize again, it was a spark of immaturity that I found you were very unhappy about. Couldn't be more sorry for the action.

Guns of Icarus Online Moderators/CA's, everybody.

[Schwalbe]

[we got in a lobby, where one of the enemy ships was named "Master Race Germany"]

ryedstar: [renames our metamidion "Master Race Israel"]
somebody in lobby: Oh, oh. This is not a good name of the ship [in voice suggesting report threat]
Me: GOIYM KNOWS