Enemy captain: Change to engineer. I don't want useless gunners on my ship.
Me, to my crew: Did he just say 'useless gunners'?
Crew: Yes.
Me: That's it, we are changing ships. Go all gunner.
One all-gunner Hades Funhouse match later...
Crew to match: So, gunners are useless?
Other captain: I knew that was coming.