Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 924318 times)

Offline Mizhir Starsurge

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #420 on: January 24, 2014, 09:12:07 am »
I'm looking forward to the day that I say something funny enough that people will:
1. Remember it
2. Post it here
-Mizhir Starsurge

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #421 on: January 25, 2014, 01:45:45 pm »
 "Ok, here's our game plan: Turn left." - A friend of mine, during a match in which I was captain, and we decided that it would be a good idea to never turn the ship right, only left. Surprisingly enough, we won. As a policy, I only turn left now.

Offline Buchou

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #422 on: January 25, 2014, 11:08:42 pm »
"Crew, this is your captain speaking. We are dying." - JMHX in global chat. To his all AI crew. Right before he rammed someone. And died. #neverforget

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #423 on: January 26, 2014, 03:04:27 pm »
"Okay, so no drinking tonight Reth- Actually, get tipsy, because you suck when you're sober."

- Andros 2014

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #424 on: January 28, 2014, 02:28:32 am »
Pilot: ok, coidcoerse I want you to have a spanner, mallet and fire exstinguisher.

[I already had wanted he named but I wanted to troll him a bit]

Me: What's a spanner? Is that the red thing?

[Pilot suddenly ragequits]

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Offline RethBurn

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #425 on: January 31, 2014, 09:57:36 am »
Pilot: ok, coidcoerse I want you to have a spanner, mallet and fire exstinguisher.

[I already had wanted he named but I wanted to troll him a bit]

Me: What's a spanner? Is that the red thing?

[Pilot suddenly ragequits]

...


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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #426 on: January 31, 2014, 09:59:55 am »
Thats exactly the expression I made when I did that.

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #427 on: February 01, 2014, 05:32:48 am »
Captain Atruejedi doing nothing at the beginning of the match
"Sorry, i was pouring a shot."

Later, in the same match
"Thar, remind me in the lobby to bring captains tools. Remember, i'm afternoon drunk."

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #428 on: February 03, 2014, 09:14:36 am »
macmacnick:
I will stop your pit dominance.

Offline Oliver Colt

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #429 on: February 04, 2014, 04:25:27 pm »
-Narcotic: "MOOS" *repeat several times in many matches*

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #430 on: February 06, 2014, 05:06:15 am »
Muse Bubbles: When I clicked on the mute button ingame, Keyvias isn't green anymore. He's my friend no longer.

Muse Keyvias: Whyyyyyyy! Q.Q

Offline Terrkas

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #431 on: February 06, 2014, 11:59:32 am »
I just got one from muse, steamhub:

Keyvias:
"I do agree that serious players and groups do have a problem being called pub stompers because to the other side they appear to be. Despite serious players simply playing the game, effectively and well against a side that often times is less organized than a huddle of penguins when a killer whale is spotted."

http://steamcommunity.com/app/209080/discussions/0/540732888764683930/#p2

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #432 on: February 07, 2014, 05:52:00 pm »
AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.


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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #433 on: February 12, 2014, 05:58:10 am »
AbbyTheRat: Okie, I'm going to protect Love's Helix.
I'll have you know she did a wonderful job.  Except the two times I blew up into beautiful shards of flaming cake.

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The most glorious Quotes ever
« Reply #434 on: February 13, 2014, 09:13:14 pm »
Me: Hey guys, I need some turners.

Sandy Hawkins: We don't need turners. We only need to go one direction: to victory.