Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Serilda Fallon]

''They make your bullets go turbo. Instead of pew... pew... it goes PEWPEWPEW!''
- Knight Voss on Greased

[Honeybadger]

"Man Honeybadger, your a goofball."
-Pendleton Ward

[macmacnick]

Me:"Is it okay if...ummm... someone 'accidentially' summons RethBurn by singing 'What Is Love?' and 'Never gonna let you go'?"
Everyone: "...no..."
Me: "Damnit."
-Me when faced by COx

[N-Sunderland]

"Take mallard/spanner/buff"

-Squash

[NoWuffo]

Me:"Is it okay if...ummm... someone 'accidentially' summons RethBurn by singing 'What Is Love?' and 'Never gonna let you go'?"
Everyone: "...no..."
Me: "Damnit."
-Me when faced by COx

Ahh yes, I remember said incident... The answer is still "No."

[James T. Kirk]

"Take mallard/spanner/buff"

-Squash

With a loadout like that, what could possibly go wrong?

[Riggatto]

Lochnagar bacon

[N-Sunderland]

Me (in response to Chrinus): People used to praise my engineering, now it's always my helmet

Echo: More proof that this game is becoming TF2.


Couldn't stop laughing.

[James T. Kirk]

Tar Barrel: Turn your ass into a Hawacha!

-Spud Nick

[Sammy B. T.]

Denorolementememeent

-Me

[Salous]

OH MY GAWD! GET THE BALLOON! OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY.

- Nowuffo using "crazy voice"

By the way, the best way to picture "crazy voice" is to think of a female mickey mouse cooking waffles.

[NoWuffo]

"Oh NAOHHHHH!!! Shoot them, Shoot them!! Hit 'em!! Ohh Lawd, OUR BALLOON!! WE'RE SINKING! OH NAOOOHHHH!!!"

-Salous using his "crazy voice"

Trust me, if you haven't been on a squid with me flying and Salous engi-ing, you haven't played Guns.

[N-Sunderland]

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-Me

You make me sick.

[Sammy B. T.]

Jsha neigh say paa

[N-Sunderland]

You are dead to me Sammy. That is all I can say to this.