Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[sparklerfish]

[match with 3 spires]
Nietzsche's Mustache: So, 3 spires walk into a bar...
RunningTree: A harsh world destroyed spire.  A harsh world destroyed spire.  A harsh world destroyed spire.

[sparklerfish]

"KILL THEM, DON'T DIE"

-BADFOOT in every match ever

[SaintR.L.]

"KILL THEM, DON'T DIE"

-BADFOOT in every match ever

huehehue if only it was that simple.

[Aayra]

Deltajugg: oh my god, that was hard surviving. my finger never moved so fast. I guess that is why I get all the ladies...


*random strangers  lvl 1 guys on random ship in the lobby, or how Ex´s blocking routine works*
Extirminator: ok I am blocking this guy....aaand blocking the guy above him......aaaand  the guy under him...



FredTheFifth: Delta doesn´t buff me the way he used to



Dementio: I need these fingers to touch myself and fly mobula!



Archriel: fire the moonshine! I mean gatling!



Dementio: this is what happens when you try to kill a ship which is shooting cactus at you!



LazyPandas: I am taking a shot every time lueosi dies

[sparklerfish]

More words of wisdom from BADFOOT:

"Less talky, more killy."
"Gat and mortar go together like peanut butter and chocolate, or steak and steak."
"FIND ME SOMETHING TO KILL!"

[Ultimate Pheer]

"Captain? Hey are you- wait, why are there three AI? Son of a-"

~Many people, on far too many occasions.

[Richard LeMoon]

In the same thread....

Right after we died for the third time. Score 2-4 against us. Pilot had some silly merc banshee build and never kept the guns in arc while he raged at us for not shooting....

"Looks like our pilot ragequit. I am taking over. Time to win this thing. Get to the guns."

5-4 win.

[Queso]

"This game is a money grab. I've only played one game and I've already spent 5 dollars." -Defib ITuckerz's Nip

[Defib ITuckerz's Nip]

"This game is a money grab. I've only played one game and I've already spent 5 dollars." -Defib ITuckerz's Nip

I didn't think he would actually post it... Thank you Based Senpai

[Shadak Shademore]

"By what force of nature are my engines turning?!" - [Muse] - Jacob Fii whilst fast asleep.

[Queso]

I'm totally not going to bring that up next fireside chat.

[Queso]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -Most of the Muse team watching someone play P.T. is a darkened room.

[Skrimskraw]

"hulling buff" -genozide
"buff ballooning" - genozide

[Replaceable]

(somewhat of a paraphrase)

We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us.  ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.

~Melon McCrabernathy

[Jub Jub]

(somewhat of a paraphrase)

We need to stay together like HRA. We need to wait for them to come to us. We need to be the waves. We need to let them come in and wash over us. Wash over us... wash over us.  ..Okay i don't know where this analogy is going..
Let's kill them.

~Melon McCrabernathy

I'd be interested in knowing the context of that quote lol XD