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Offline Koali

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #420 on: March 13, 2016, 04:38:46 pm »
Luharis's knife is swapped out for a Tsundere Knife, which wasn't stabbing the button because it liked it or anything, baka!

Koali presses the button, hoping to unsee all of that.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #421 on: March 13, 2016, 05:04:27 pm »
Koali's pressing triggers the button.

"Y u no moar roleplay?"

Emil in disbelief of having seen a talking button pushes it with a cheesecake.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2016, 05:06:42 pm by Crow of Cainhurst »

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #422 on: March 13, 2016, 05:10:14 pm »
"Well that's more pleasant."

Carn pulls up in a black suit, driving a black BMW that was left to him in the will of the soldier whose funeral he went to. Running over to the button, he picks it up and says,

"Button, are you back my Queen?"

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #423 on: March 13, 2016, 11:28:26 pm »
Seeing the black BMW fills you with determination.

*press*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #424 on: March 14, 2016, 12:34:09 am »
Absolutely nothing happens.



Ever again.



In this universe.


(Meanwhile, in an alternate universe)

*The captain of the Galleon shouts "Full attack!" and slams the button.*

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #425 on: March 14, 2016, 02:20:09 am »
The Gallon transforms into an Imperial-Class Star Destroyer.
It unleashes a barrage of shots that cancels anything around it.

In another dimension still, Emil presses the button with a leaping attack. 

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #426 on: March 14, 2016, 03:19:09 pm »
In the fiftieth dimension, a Death Star charges it's laser, and punches a hole through realities to destroy the ISD, punching through and pushing the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #427 on: March 14, 2016, 06:15:05 pm »
The Death Star is transformed into an interdimentional fiery meatball, that roams trough the various planes of existence, spreading knowledge and peace.

Emil, full of knowledge and peacefulness, presses the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #428 on: March 15, 2016, 05:56:49 am »
Through this Huskarr appears.
He pulls out his screwdriver and fixes the button.  He then proceeds to close all eventual rips in space-time with a single mallet whack.
"this should be working again without breaking the dimensions"
He then pushes the button to test it.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #429 on: March 15, 2016, 06:33:01 am »
The button doubles itself, and then transforms into an enormous robot.
The robot says: "Let me sing you the song of my people."
Then proceeds to sing the Transformers theme.
After this performance the robot presses the button from which he originated.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #430 on: March 15, 2016, 01:00:55 pm »
This adorable spider shows up

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and plays you the song of his people on the button

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #431 on: March 15, 2016, 02:46:49 pm »
A button appears hearing the song of the spider people on the other button and goes next to the spider to sing with him the song of his people

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #432 on: March 22, 2016, 12:37:25 pm »
All the singing, dancing things disappear.

Carn places the button upon a silk pillow, on a marble pedestal.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #433 on: March 22, 2016, 12:55:10 pm »
Spineless idiots see it and rever the button as a god.
Crow arrives and trows Nietzsche on the button.

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Re: Red Button Consequences
« Reply #434 on: March 26, 2016, 02:22:35 pm »
Nietzsche turns into Freud, how begins to psycho-analyze the button, but doesn't press it.